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Hit me baby one more time

SLAM.

For such a small wrap of smelly diapers, burps, sobbing and giggles and the like it sure has quite a strong arm. Even though it's sort of a copy of himself. Looks like it anyway. 

" Ok, look, here's an aeroplane so can you please... "

He lifts the spoon and tries to make the baby food go through the hard defense. Zigzagging near its mouth vicinity goes the spoon ready to fall in the trap that is the baby's mouth.... It almost sinks in but it seems the defense is still too strong. The hand comes slapping the holder of the spoon on the wrist making the said object fall on the table and slide right on Yamashina's lap. 

He has never been bad with kids so what's up with this little bastard. It's laughing face wide with grin and having the time of its' small life even though it's supposed to eat. 

Yamashina hangs his head in defeat as the baby continues slapping him on the face. 

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gri gently noting that she's alive

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 futohime

     ”Eh -“

     Futo herself still has yet to regain her memories of this place, though even then she wouldn’t be able to understand why this man was screaming. Right now, she was stuck frozen and staring down the black hole of this stranger’s throat as his jaw unleashes a most unholy, blood-curdling scream.

     This… This was pure madness!

     That’s not what you say to someone when you bump into them! Especially not someone of her status! Was this, perhaps, a declaration of war he proposed? Something so savage should be expected from a man with that kind of haircut, right!?

     Well, like Hell she’ll allow herself to be intimidated by this! A bit confused but mostly full of hard-headedness, she stands firm in her position and, to return the favor, she screams with all her might.

    "….aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!???!!"

The verbal counterattack slams Yamashina back a little by the sheer volume of the response. For a moment he's dumbstruck but soon shakes his head. After all it's the sort of thing he expects from her. Yes, it's time to take the situation under control...

But how come isn't she responding to seeing him? Yamashina's a little offended. You'd think after all that she would.... 

" Ok, ok, you can stop now! " he raises his voice a bit, then sighing. Better just ask it directly.

" Sorry got a little surprised... But c'mon, you're not even seeing hi? That's a bit cold don't you think? "

Well, okay, all of those were sort of weird meetings and she sort of thought as her some kind of borderline mortal enemy. Yamashina didn't really know... 

▲ INTRO▼ Here we go again....

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So back to the earth he drops and not with the softest bump either. In front of him stands a girl huffing and puffing intensely as she lashes out. Yamashina blinks, then squints and ponders until finally his eyes widen. 

In his recollections there was indeed this small but vigorously violent storm. Assuming him for a "Black Mage" or however did she put it again, she attacked him, sat on his butt, contemplated arson, broke into his room in the middle of night, lifted up his dirty , no, definitely clean and spotless underwear from the floor... One thing accompanies another in a flashing series of flashbacks that seems still neverending.

Finger raises to point and mouth drops open launching out the summary of his thoughts in the most effective manner it possibly could:

" .....aaaaaAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!! "

Yes, it ought to be the default when dealing with unexpected reunions with this particular invidual

▲ INTRO▼ Here we go again....

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▲ INTRO▼ Here we go again....

Hand presses at the back of his head as Yamashina’s glance wanders around.. Even though it’s a familiar sight spreading in the field of his vision he’s bound to be a little confused for he was quite sure the last thing to happen was someone firing a gun. He thought for sure he had been gone but here he was - at the airport of this accursed place.

" ….whoo boy. "

" I’ve been good, what’s the point of plunging me into to hell? C’mon… "

Although not all his memories are bad the nature of the island remains as it was when he last time arrived here still. Knees weak and wobbly he falls on the nearest bench. How do you even react to something of this sort? How is he here again....? 

Or should he be thankful for breathing?

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gri here to tell you all:

go to jail 

go directly to jail without collecting 2000 or whatever

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Will this island ever give him a break? He felt like he was supposed to know that this was going to happen. Wherever he went someone was out there readying themselves to force yet another conflict on him. 

Here he was trying to mind his own business when someone's iron grip suddenly clenched around his arm.  Despite his becoming of some sort of misery magnet he never really got used to it. It wasn't just the premise of the murder island but also the sheer pain - man, she could probably tear it off.... It took a moment before Yamashina could even fully understanding what she was demanding of him. 

Pulling his face further Yamashina looked her eyes wide, questioning. 

" I -- I -I ...!! " he stuttered, " w-well, I haven't really acquaintanced myself with any of them, I mean that bastard that leads the island um...."

" .....c-could you let my arm go....? "

Not All Bears - Yamashina

     Rocma yanked the tail of her scarf, glowering as she made her brisk way down the hall. Her tense shoulders and a stiff posture gave away the dark thoughts brooding in her mind. How dare he. How dare that two toned piece of garbage soil the good name of the bear. Mention bear anywhere around here and the first thing that came to mind was the headmaster keeping everyone here, Monobear. She felt personally offended by this. What if the students started thinking she was somehow in cahoots with it and attacked her? An irrational thought, but Rocma kept those in abundance and secrecy. 

     This was getting out of hand, she was miffed.

     ”You there.” Her hand shot out and aggressively seized the arm of a student passing through the same hall. “What’s your opinion on bears? Are you afraid of them? Are you a man at all? Tell me what’s wrong with bears.”

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Whimper left Yamashina as he felt the grasp tightening as the guy pulled it up. He needed to figure something out and soon... Preferably without losing a place to sleep. Of course he could ask some of the people he kne---- no, he didn't really want to make that into an option for various reasons.... Explaining this episode was no small trifle either. 

Something along those lines - focusing your thoughts with violent asshole hanging him by his shirt wasn't exactly something that got your thoughts sparking. 

Yet Yamashina hoped there was a way to deal with this.... Gathering the small pathetic specks of his courage he raised his voice:

" You won't--- hey hey, I'm sure we can do something like do not cross this line if you enjoy your personal bubble....!! "

" I - I mean there's plenty of space, right? You look a like a reasonable guy, I'm sure we can think of some compromise here...."

No he didn't but what could he say without sounding like he has a death wish.

"And it's not like I stay cooped up here all day so you'd have all the peace you need...You won't even notice I'm herel!! "

He paused to swallow. For a moment his eyes caught a glimpse of Pin Up Paradise.... Finally he drew breath closing his eyes. Sometimes sacrifices had to be made.

" .....I'll put the magazines away too, I mean... Not like they're mine or anything but.... yeah...." 

Slam ~open!

The man was soft and appeared brittle without any reiatsu to sense, like a typical human. Grimmjow glared down his nose with disdain and fury as he gagged and doubled over. The robust bodies of posing men were crumpled and distorted when boots shifted on the scattered pile, stepping forward so he could lean down and seize him by the collar.

"Damn right it was a mistake, you couldn’t put up a real fight."

As he rasped and sputtered an excuse, he jerked him up to eye level again. If he wasn’t pissed, he would have been completely taken by surprise at such a sight. Where he came from, plenty of Arrancar sashayed around and fought in their own style of light, revealing clothing, but seeing full-blown nudity and suggestive pictures was new. It could have even been funny. With the flustered man’s shirt in his grip, his scowl faded and his eyes slanted to a measuring gaze. He wasn’t about to just let go.

"…Maybe you’re right."

"I never agreed to share."

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Just here to note that i'll be doing my replies eventually, kind of stuck with difficult writimg block but ill try to get rid of it as soon as possible uvu/

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Anonymously give my character relationship advice.

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ficklefates replied to your post:

WHAT THE HELL MAN….

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Knock knock knock at Porn Police's door! "Yamashinaaaa!" Evil grin in her face? Nah, it's just your imagination. "Triiick or Treat? I'm only accepting the best candies! And make sure you give me some or else the trick will be even worse than just reading an indecent book, okay~?" Do it for the Cause, Yamashina.

There was no escape. She was here.... He wasn't sure but he had an inkling she might appear at his door. If this was a movie no doubt some sort of horror tune would have been playing at the scene. 

He checked his surroundings... In the mess there were some breadcrumbs at the best... What could he give, this called for serious measures.

" Wait a minute!" he yelled as he took his direction towards the side of the room. 

And so Yamashina goes.

Climbing out of the window.

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"Trick or treat, Mr. Prince."

A moment of staring.

" A-ah, it's ...you... Come to think of it, I don't really know your name do I know...."

" ...and that's not what I'm---... oh whatever..."

Although not familiar to the festivity in prior Yamashina has picked rumours and the like. But what does he have to give... Taking a look at the mess behind Yamashina creased his eyebrows.

" Ah..."

He turned around grabbing the pizza box from the table. He can always go buy a new dinner.... Cant have the other go emptyhanded....

" ....you like pizza? "

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There was certainly grain of truth in her words, Yamashina should probably have known. That wasn't to say he was out of complaints. Right now those however got stuck inside his throat despite the mouth that was hanging half open in the face of the of what Futo had drawn out from the floor. 

Silence surrounding them was a heavy one. It took a while until the situation truly sank in. Before that only thoughts like 'ah I've been looking for those' and 'maybe I should deal with the laundry a little more often' spun inside his head.

Perhaps one would have expect that at least his ears would have gained a little rosy colour accompanied by loud voice. 

Nothing of that sort however followed. Instead Yamashina's face drew into entirely blank expression devoid of any sort of feeling other than something that could only be described as 'thoroughly done with this'.

Slam ~open!

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♫!!

Send me a ♫ and I will put my iTunes on shuffle and give you our song

David Sylvian - For the Love of Life

And slowly, you come to realizeIt's all as it should beYou can only do so much

If you're game enoughYou could place your trust in me

For the love of lifeThere's a trade offWe could lose it allBut we'll go down fighting

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Would you eat a bug for $6

" ...............well, y'know, if it wasn't poisonous? I'm not ready to die for that price. "

" I wonder if I'd actually succeed in that though, I guess I'd try my best...."

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