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She let me hit it because I solved her riddles three

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what if you wore a shirt that featured a picture of you trying to claw your way out of the shirt with a horrid desperate expression and the text "THAT'S NOT ME THAT'S NOT ME I'M TRAPPED IN THE SHIRT"

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I didn't sleep at all but I feel amazing I can feel the dragon energy coursing through my veins

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who is this

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Wh-whats going on??????

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waters so amazing because you can drink it really sloppy style and like spill it all over yourself and it doesnt even leave a stain. you dont even have to wash it out/ . because its already washed

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bad news for chocolate lovers: amid massive corporate downsizing, Lindt has had to euthanize 2,000 of its handsome european chocolate chefs . an additional 1,300 will be thrown out in the cold with nothing but their stupid Fucking whisks

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much like the minotaur I am a creature in some sort of situation

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broooooo ahaha that's so epic. do you mind if i grow fond of you

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I’m eating this Russian chocolate and it made a rattling noise when I shook it and there’s a horse magnet inside???

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*emerges from the other room covered in blood* you should see the word document

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it’s december 1 where’s the christmas tail kitten bring him to me