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— teddy is your male vampire's human friend / boyfriend who is trying to be supportive by letting them have a little snack. emphasis on trying.

"Oh, um, wait! Wait, I just—" That was, what? The second time Teddy had squirmed out of the way at the very last second? His hands trembled ever so slightly where they splayed against their chest, halting them in their tracks. Could they hear the thump-thump-thump of his rabbit heart? Probably. God, how fucking embarrassing was that? He cleared his throat then, and attempted to muster up all of his bravery once more. He could do it this time. He would. It was just a small bite, right? He just... needed to call on his inner Bella Swan was all. Flushed and warm to the touch, Teddy dropped his voice to a whisper and asked, "Is it going to hurt?"

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so. in my procrastination, i decided to make kink lists for teddy and alfred. if you see anything on there that may be of interest to you, please let me know and maybe we can cook something up together. 👍

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— open to any and all male characters. assume whatever connection makes you happiest, it's all good with me. i don't use gifs for smut, so i'll be dropping them after this.

Breathless, bewitched, and intolerably horny, Teddy found he could do little more than stare at the man lounging before him. Languidly. Longingly. His gaze traveled up the other man's legs, along the length of his cock, over his core, and across his chest. Jesus Christ, he thought. He was perfect—every inch of him was. Teddy licked his lips and swallowed hard then. It wasn't that he was shy. No, he was just... uniquely overwhelmed at the moment. They were both nude now. Both ready and wanting. All that was left to do was feast.

"I..." God. He needed to get out of his head and back into his body—now. Having previously disentangled himself to allow them space to undress, Teddy moved closer to them once more and placed his hand on their thigh, reestablishing contact with a light squeeze. His eyes had settled comfortably on their lips, but when they wandered up and met their gaze again at long last, there was a small, almost coy smile on his lips. "I don't know where to put my mouth first."

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SAM NIVOLA as Lochlan The White Lotus S3:E03 · 2025

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Kate Bishop + Outfit Appreciation. ⤷ LAIKA / Лайка Shirt

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Mark Eydelshteyn in Anora (2024)

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jack, late20s, indie rp blog. ⠀ ⠀— ⠀starters, plots, memes.

i don't care about anything. you can do whatever in our threads, spring whatever plot on me, use whichever character, etc. i'm not squeamish, fussy, or easily bothered. if you think it'll be fun, then do it. my answer is always going to be, "sure, why not."

use your judgement re: characters, faceclaims. 18+, no irl abusers, bigots, etc.

i'm happy to go gifless if you want and i don't use gifs for smut.

ic ≠ ooc in any capacity.

my starters are always open. yes, even that one. all of them. always.

don't be fooled by my empty blog. i qualify for a veteran discount here.

CHARACTERS & SMUT INFO can be found below.

LOSING DOGS / CHARACTER LIST : ⠀ ⠀— ⠀in no particular order, details change depending on the plot.

ALFRED, phys. approx. 21, true age unknown, vampire, bisexual?, mark eydelshteyn. ( kinks )

alfred is no one from nowhere. an undead being of chaotic, unstable energy that emerged from his fallen master's crypt sometime in the seventies. he was once a pet and plaything, an object with no purpose but to serve its master, but he's a free bird now (and drunk on it).

he had a life before his master, but he can't remember any of it, not even what his true name was. his master, in shaping him into his perfect minion, erased it from his memory. he sometimes sees bits and pieces of it now that he's dead, mostly faces that tug on his heartstrings, but trying to figure out who they are is like trying to remember a fading dream. it's been too long. everything that he once was is lost to him, and has been for who knows how long. he's all beast now—a creature of cruelty and curiosity unleashed.

alfred is a deeply hedonistic, selfish, irreverent, and erratic individual. he cares little for social cues, unless abiding by them will get him what he wants. he values play and satisfaction above all else—he's very predictable that way. he's dramatic, sensitive, and maybe too open now that he has the freedom to be. he likes to "adopt" humans and make them his pets. he is very possessive and doesn't like sharing anything that's his. he's weird. he's fascinated by technology and human things. he would rather die than live in servitude again. he's trying his best, even if it doesn't seem like it.

unless stated otherwise, he has heightened sun sensitivity, enhanced senses, enhanced strength, and follows a blood-only diet. given his age, he should have more vampiric abilities, but his master never taught him how to develop them for obvious reasons. his weakness and inadequacy as a vampire is a source of great shame for him. that's why he likes humans so much—they make him feel strong.

he has a rope burn scar around his neck that he often hides with high collars, bandanas, jewelry, and scarves and such.

MADISON ROSENBERG / REN, 19 - 30, bisexual (fem pref), hailee steinfeld / chase sui wonders.

my token normie in a sea of freaks. 💜

a cringefail bisexual. just when you think she can't get any more embarrassing, she does. an engineer or comp sci girlie. very sweet, even if rather unserious about it. deeply loyal and devoted to those she loves. a little blunt, but not in a mean way, more in a "doesn't always think before she speaks way." self-conscious about her femininity, or lack thereof, because she was primarily raised by a single father who didn't really teach her any of that stuff, and she feels like she's doing it all wrong. she'll follow you into hell, but complain about it the whole time, as is her right. not good with her own vulnerability.

THEODORE BOWERS, 18 - 25, homosexual, sam nivola. ( kinks )

oh, teddy. what hasn't happened to god's favorite chew toy, huh?

his lore is extensive but i don't want to trigger anyone by going into detail here. just know that he was stalked and kidnapped twice as a child by the same man, and he had to be resuscitated one of those times after escaping and getting lost without any supplies in the backcountry. those experiences changed him and his life in ways that he will never, ever be able to take back.

growing up, he didn't have very many friends outside of his mother and older brother. after what happened to him, how it exacerbated the bullying and othered him further, he found he had even less. he was a deeply lonely child and not much has changed in his adulthood either. he wants to live, to wrestle free from his family's overprotective hold, to experience instead of just observing, but it's hard. when he said he wanted his life to be like a movie, he probably should've specified that he didn't mean a fucking horror movie.

at his core, teddy is a sweetheart through and through. he has a gentleness to him that remains unspoiled, a tenderness that serves as his greatest strength and his biggest weakness. it's gotten him through moments of torment, and it makes his life worth living, but it's also what makes him an easy target to begin with, too. still, he refuses to let evil win or change him any more than it already has.

he's a damn good artist, loyal like a dog, and a big nerd. many underestimate him, mistaking his delicacy for naivete, and he often uses that to his advantage. he knows much more than he lets on, keeps his cards close to his chest always, and tells a little white lie or two when convenient. he has a mischievous, coy glint in his bright eyes. he's very sweet, but he can be sour, too. he's sensitive and layered like that, easily exasperated and unbearably jealous. he's always waiting for the other shoe to drop, for every good thing he has to crumble to dust in his hands, because it will.

his backstory can be changed no biggie if a thread/plot requires it.

if he sounds awfully familiar, that's because he is. no canon character is safe from my oc-ification ray gun. sue me! (please don't sue me.)

HELENA ROOKE, 25 - 35 or 38 - 50, bisexual, madelaine petsch / jessica chastain.

daddy's little monster and proud. i'll write more about her soon but she's like if a succubus was an evil pathetic little rich nepo baby who didn't understand the word "no" and took her insecurities and daddy issues out on everyone around her especially her subordinates and those she considered competition. dream girl! 😍

SMUT INFO :

i'm willing to try most things once if you're enthusiastic enough about it and willing to be patient with me.

my characters don't have any set roles. preferences, sure, but nothing strict. it really just depends on the vibe and what we feel like writing. i don't like to pigeonhole myself or my characters.

i'm a pretentious fuck who likes when smut is more than just a mechanical "bob did this, billy did that, they came, the end" kind of thing, sorry. smut for the sake of smut can be fun, but i like when it's a character study, too, or when it moves the plot/ship in a particular direction.

time-skips and fading to black are always an option. please, don't ever feel pressured to do something you don't want to do.

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Carl Phillips, from “Sudden Scattering of Leaves, All Gold”

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Michael Kors Fall/Winter 2022.23

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Marya Hornbacher, Waiting / Ada Limón, from “The Unspoken”, The Hurting Kind.

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Le feu follet (The Fire Within) —1963, dir. Louis Malle

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Terry Pratchett, Thief of Time

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Mary Oliver, Blue Horses; “Blueberries”