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(Sound on.) Bonus clip today: Penguins navigating stairs.
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Got final aproval to submit my manuscript for publication, just need to work out potential embargo timelines and I can send it off and fully claim I have a masters degree
#personal#the real question is if any of this is article worth. and if i care to do it#i did fuck up and now need the 3 flakiest professors on earth to sign a form from a different state#oops
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growing and glowing 💅
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My boyfriend and I saw you from the table and we hate your vibe, may God have mercy on your soul

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just saw a furry go "ugh pup masks are the worst thing to happen to the furry community" and it's like what are you talking about those are your cousins, at the end of the day you're both pretending to be gay dog men, i think it's just an aesthetic choice at that point
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#my coworkers were like damn cant believe she got away with it#like guys if there was any shot she had done it she would be in jail rn as theyd have made up whatever they needed to get it done#if they couldnt pin it on her its cause they had nothing
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How it feels commenting on a mutuals post like a grandma and fumbling the interaction

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