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Everybody talks about “wanting to be murdered” during the spooky month but when it actually happens, they come around complaining about “unfinished business”
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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
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me: learns something absolutely cursed i wish i could unlearn
me, texting a friend: hey guess what i just found out
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When SpongeBob turns 20 he will turn into a real boy and you will all have to watch Human Bob and enjoy it. He turned 18 today, so you have 2 more years to sort out your feelings.
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Yes! They have to make sense or else I’m just going to be mad
Why is every piece of media now about “surprise! bet you didn’t see that coming” instead of themes, character arcs, internal logic, and consistency in writing?
It’s okay if your audience (especially hardcore fans) predicts your story. It means that they picked up the clues you put in, understood the themes you were trying to convey, empathised with the characters…
How is that a bad thing?
Instead each piece of media feels like it’s written by a marketing team that is looking at the latest statistics for TRP ratings and box-office collections.
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