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Ask Box: OPEN

An introduction:

Hello, Jacobs here, dunno why I'm here but a choom of mine told me this could be good for me, meet new people and that crap, no clue why I agreed to this since I stay alive by not doing that, but anyway, you got something to ask or chat about say the word I guess, and I'll get back to you, oh and here's a small profile cause if I'm doing this, might as well.

Profile:

Name:

M. Jacobs

Known Nicknames/Aliases:

Corporate, Management, HR

Age:

Redacted

Employment:

"Middle Man"

District:

Westbrook

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Same

sometimes i go to sleep and my brain develops a whole ass movie script for a dream, a script so dramatic and devastating you wake up feeling like you've lived through a whole lifetime

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So, made another ask blog.

This time is cyberpunk related, feel free to check it out, not much is happening on there just yet.

@m-jacobs-2077

https://www.tumblr.com/m-jacobs-2077?source=share

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🤣

I think weiner dogs are my favorite dogs. why do you long

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

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No man's sky

Actually pretty decent so far

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I can understand not enjoying parts of history, and hating some people hating some people that deserve to be hated, but destroying statues and memorials, destroying parts of history, could only really lead to people repeating the same mistakes.

Statues are often made to remember something, what the message was at the time is important but also what message it carries nowadays

In my opinion they shouldn't be taken down, cause if we can't learn then we may be doomed to repeat mistakes

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Weezered but destiny

you can blame @dredgen-dumbass and @prince--esque for this fucking thing existing.

SOUND ON OR THE JOKE DOES NOT LAND

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Some are, but not all, it depends on the place and it's history really, like if it's an older opera house it's more likely to be haunted then a newer one

But then again history is important like if something tragic happened, for example if the place burned down and was then rebuilt, then there's a chance it could be haunted depending on how bad the event was

Not destiny at all I just know I can ask y'all things

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Probably would recommend a mixture of acid and fire to completely destroy one but also another effective way, bury the body but cover some of it and then bury a dead animal on top of it, so they don't dig deeper to find it

Wait okay, who is part of my cult and/or would like to be a part of the cult? Because at the moment we have two of my irl friends, @angry-oil-slick11 @cowgirlcaitvi @cybervxin @ivorykiram @elayathenerd @ragd0ll-333 @sugareimon @bambienthralled

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Need info on how to dispose of bodies?

Wait okay, who is part of my cult and/or would like to be a part of the cult? Because at the moment we have two of my irl friends, @angry-oil-slick11 @cowgirlcaitvi @cybervxin @ivorykiram @elayathenerd @ragd0ll-333 @sugareimon @bambienthralled

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DND rules! Though I never had a chance to properly play a full campaign, I even made one at one time to play with my buddies...but we never finished it....

The power of boredom compels me

The fucking friend group classes if we were in D&D

I’d be the DM because of their insistence that I’m god

@elayathenerd ranger

@electr1cblue barbarian

@cowgirlcaitvi bard. (I said what I said)

@angry-oil-slick11 either a fighter or a druid

@cybervxin rogue

@ivorykiram artificer

@cheriebunie monk

@ragd0ll-333 sorceress

@sugareimon paladin

@reign-of-the-kitkats cleric

@glitchheart1828 treasure hunter

might do backgrounds next if y’all want lol

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Glad I could tickle that funny bone

Hey Sans, ever heard the pun about "Pun-ctuality"

I heard it's quite a comedic "pun-ch" though some may find it quite "pun-ishing"

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Could say the same thing about Eris's ship, remember that? "borrowing it" for that one mission to get onto the dreadnought over saturn?

Psssh don't tell Cayde I borrowed his pair of lucky pants .....and I'm not returning them

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ASK MJ-2 has now an a more official place for asks and Post, please ask there if you have any questions

https://www.tumblr.com/askmj2?source=share

Or look for "askmj2" or askmj2-stackedodds-fireteam"

ASK MJ-2

MJ-2, The Exo hunter is taking questions, feel free to ask pretty much anything but keep it reasonable please and use commonly sense, that's all I ask.

Answers may take some time to be given to questions as there's no rest for the wicked, so thanks for understanding

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Welp.... that's gonna be burned into my mind for a while....oh lord

So, First guardian games as hunter vanguard! Exciting right?! so uh... Do i need to do anything or...?

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FRIENDLY SPARING?

Shaxx: *knocks out MJ-2's handcannon out of his hand* so what will you do now?

MJ-2: *pulls out another one*

Shaxx: of course *manages to disarm him again* Now lets-

MJ-2: *another one*

Shaxx:..a third? *Disarms him....again* finally now-.........you kidding?

MJ-2: *hand Cannon number 4*

*This repeats 7 more times*

Shaxx: HOW MANY DO YOU HAVE?!?

MJ-2: like...14?

Shaxx: WHY DO YOU HAVE 14 ON YOU?!?

MJ-2: ...for something like this

Shaxx:...*punched so hard it decapitated MJ-2*

Queens:...he has a point-

Shaxx: I will end you