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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: 😩😩😩 HELLO, HOTTEST GIRL IN THE WORLD! 😩😩😩

Oakley: You always have my attention, Cara Mia! I was actually just thinking about you! What are you up to, most perfect creation to ever walk the earth?

Myrcella: 🥰🥰🥰

Myrcella: You were! What were you thinking about me? I’m not up to anything really? Just some back to school online shopping, same old same old!

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Myrcella: Your attention. Gimme 🥺🤲

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TEXT 😓 FRACELLA

Fraser: Right? There's a lot to hate about the trend -- the bagginess makes me want to gag and also, mashing sweats up with tie-dye was a terrible move. Oh, come on, you can do way better than those old Juicy tracksuits. They're... well, they're beneath you.

Myrcella: Putting sweats with tie-dye is basically just giving up. It looks like the kind of random outfit someone would put together when they're doing laundry and can't find anything else. I can OBVIOUSLY do better than juicy tracksuits, I do that all the time. But they look so soft and go with my current aesthetic sooo well.

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TEXT 😓 FRACELLA

Fraser: You don't think sweats are going to continue to be an actual trend this year, do you? I've seen people wearing sweats during summer and I really hoped if nothing else, the oppressive heat would force people out of it. It just looks so sloppy.

Myrcella: I hope not. Or at least if it HAS to continue I hope it evolves into something actually cute and not so baggy and gross. I was hoping that with the y2k resurgence I would FINALLY get to try out that juicy tracksuit thing you all had going on without looking extremely cheugy but it is NOT giving that energy so far.

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: Damn, that sucks! You were like THIS CLOSE to the coolest classes! You don't think there's a secret magic teacher over here, do you? And yeah, I guess that makes sense. It's a shame though, if anyone could learn magic I totally would too, or I'd TRY but eh, I probably wouldn't be good at it. I guess I'll take you still dating me as a win lmao even if Zombie Me is sad to not be getting laid.

Myrcella: I know, I'm still very bitter about it, thanks! I don't know! I wonder, but knowing my luck it's probably Merlin or something and that's a nonstarter. Hmmm would you? It's not unheard of for mortals to be able to do magic! Like I don't think the evil queen was actually magical but she did potions and stuff and Yen Sid's assistant was able to make magic just because he was wearing his hat! Baby, you're brilliant! We have a new fun activity, I'm going to make you magical!!! I know sorry, I'm sure I'd love zombie you but a girl just has to have standards!

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: They taught you necromancy back on the Isle? Woah that's cool! Could anyone be in your witch school or did you have to have, like, witch blood in your veins? And BECAUSE, that corpse would be ME! Would you not date me if I was a corpse, baby? 😳

Myrcella: Ofc! I was SUPPOSED to be in the advance version of the class but we got let in here before I could move up to it! I'm pretty sure it was just witch blood, otherwise there's no reason why people like stupid mal didn’t go. SO? I’d totally still date you if you were a corpse, Lovely. But sex just would nooot be part of it!

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: Believe me, I KNOW and I'm the luckiest duck ever!

Oakley: At least you'd definitely be able to figure it out! Would I technically be a zombie then? Because that could be kind of rad!

Myrcella: Good! You are! 💏

Myrcella: Oh there's no figuring it out. I learned how to do that back on the isle! Like in theory but still. No. Why would I want to have sex with a literal corpse?

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: I've gotta be, to get to hang with you 😜

Oakley: What if I DO die? What if it's just so hot that I simply pass away? At least I'll die doing what I loved -- checking out my hot hot girlfriend!

Myrcella: Truuuu, Earning the pleasure of my company is NOT an easy feat!

Myrcella: Then I’d have to figure out necromancy! Duh! 🥺 You’d be such a cute dead boyfriend

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: No, YOU'RE the best! It's going to look freaking amazing on you, I'm already so excited.

Oakley: Shit that's hot.

Myrcella: True, but you're still so wonderful! I'm so excited too! I can't wait until it comes, you're going to diiiiie!

Myrcella: And you haven't even seen me do it yet! 😜

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: Only 85 bucks?! That's a steal! I'm buying it for you as we speak, babe!

Oakley: Can you use magic to do the tongue burning thing???

Myrcella: I know right? Thank you so much!! You’re the best!!

Myrcella: Can ✨I✨ use magic to do the tongue burning thing! Darling! Of course, I can!

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Oakley: Sorry I realize that was still all caps but THAT JENNIFER'S BODY HOODIE IS SO HOT and I want to see you in it so bad! How much is it? Send me the link!

Myrcella: Excited all caps is fine! Especially when you’re right! It is THEE hottest early 2000s hoodie and I want to see me in it the most! It’s only 85 dollars!! I’ll dm you the link on instaroyal rn!

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: BECAUSE ARGUING IS ANNOYING. AND IF I COULD JUST SLEEP THROUGH ALL THE FIGHTING, I WOULD! IT'S LIKE FAST FORWARDING. ALSO I SAID "OKAY LET'S JUST NOT" AND *YOU'RE* THE ONE WHO WAS LIKE "BUT WHAT IF WE DO????"

Myrcella: All the all caps feels like we’re fighting and if we’re quitting that we should quit and also stop talking about it because I’m bored now. Let’s talk about something more interesting, like the fact that someone on Instaroyal Shop is selling the Jennifer’s Body heart hoodie in my size and I want it 🥺🥺

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: WELL THAT'S DIFFERENT THEN! IT WAS JUST A SUGGESTION!

Myrcella: WHY ARE YOU SOOOO AGGRESSIVELY ANTI ARGUING NOW? WHAT HAPPENED TO JUST....NOT. WHERE IS THE KO SUGGESTION EVEN COMING FROM?

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: SURE YOU CAN! YOU HAVE MY PERMISSION AND ALSO YOU'RE TOTALLY SKILLED ENOUGH!

Myrcella: BUT I DON'T WANT TO!

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: HOW IS THAT CRAZY? I CAN'T FIGHT IF I'M ASLEEP!

Myrcella: BECAUSE IIIIII CAN'T KNOW YOU OUT!

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Text ☎ Oakcella

Oakley: OKAY, GOOD! NO FIGHTING EVER! AND IF I EVER START TO FIGHT YOU JUST MAGIC ME UNCONSCIOUS.

Myrcella: WHAT? I’M NOT GONNA DO THAT, THAT’S CRAZY!