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Sometimes we HAVE to make a decision....

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Sage: Mew

The audience: I have never heard such an articulate way of speaking... To know this kind of wisdom is truly an honor. Maybe climbing the peak of truth will help me truly understand.

Truthless: ????

Truthless Recluse finding out why there are more cookies attempted to climb the peak of truth

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Sage is just confused on why this random ass emo cookie hates him for some reason lmao

Imagine getting truck-kun-ed to a new world but it's that guy you hate

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hiiii eternal sugar 😊

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EGHAHEUAHEHE MY BELOVEDS

So squishy...

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Bonus:

Bonus 2:

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NO CAUSE THIS IS SO REAL, AS SOMEONE WHOSE BASICALLY REPRESSED AND IGNORED THEIR EMOTIONS FOR THE MAJORITY OF THEIR LIFE, IT MAKES IT SO MUCH HARDER TO CONTROL YOUR EMOTIONS AND IT MAKES YOUR EMOTIONAL OUTBURSTS SO BAD CAUSE ITS SO HARD TO JUST CONTROL AND REGULATE IT. Anyway my friends were very concerned when I told them that I heavily relate to Mind.

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again.

People that write Mind ‘emotionless’ have fallen for his nonsense. He WANTS you to think that. The entirety of The Mind Electric is him throwing a hissy over how much Heart throws a hissy. Anyone that’s ‘emotionless’ wouldn’t react to as many comments as he does.

I saw someone bring up how he smiles more than Heart does, and that’s saying something. Even if he’s Smiling out of malice, it’s *still* a smile.

Anyways, my point is, we need more emotional Mind posting. DON’T FALL FOR HIS BULLSHIT!!!!!!

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This is genuinely the funniest thread I've ever seen, I laughed for a solid 5 minutes holy shit.

"Oh you had a plague? Come back to us when you had a World War, brand new unconventional weapons, and a new international order."

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I'm not done with the episode yet, but whatever the fuck is happening is just this.

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OP I'd just like you to know to keep one eye open tonight

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i usually keep this blog Hermits and friends but

HELLO??? ON MY FIRST 10 PULL ON HIS BANNER TOO???

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So how are we feeling Winions?

Specifically the australians and asians? Did y'all hear it yet?

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100 Likes and I'll draw Antinous pregnant.

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saw this and thought abt them

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that one meme on twitter

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No longer fighting to be known.

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So uh, this is gonna be my first post on this tumblr ig. I just found out about something cursed and if you see this post. That means I have ruined your day, Kalego x Iruma exists and whoever ships these two, you need a therapist.

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but imagine if queer people talked to cishets the same way they talk to us

*concerned Karen face* "hiiii! sorry to interrupt your meal, but I noticed that you're a boy and you're a girl, and I know it's not my business, but I just wanted to let you know that this... is wrong. mkay?😁 I mean surely you'd be happier in a same-sex relationship. I'm just trying to save you! oh, you're christian? *pained smiling* well let me tell you about atheism..."

"hey dude! so where's your boyfriend? oh, you're straight? well why would you choose that? wouldn't you like to date a nice boy? such a shame."

"so are you two friends? oh you're... dating? well then who's the girl and who's the other girl? I don't understand how this kind of relationship works."

"if you're a boy, why aren't you wearing makeup and nail polish? you're just... barefaced. I don't get it."

"so then... one of you is bi? I'm not understanding."

"oh so you identify with your birth gender. so you're... cis? you have a... vajayjay? well you're still technically a man, right? I mean, being cis is a choice."

"I don't hate you. i just hate that you only like men. i mean my religion says that being straight is a sin, so you're going to suffer for all of eternity. it even says so in this big mistranslated fantasy book. what do you mean you don't believe in it? well I'll be praying to Zeus for you."

"so when did you decide you're cis? I mean why wouldn't you want to be a girl, or genderless? you can't just stick with your birth gender, you know."

"what do you mean you're only attracted to the opposite gender? are you at least ace or trans? no? well it's probably just a phase. you'll grow out of it eventually. the right girl is out there for you, just wait :)"

sound ridiculous? that's because it is.