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STOP THIS WAS TOO CUTE

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sorry yeah we queer coded your boyfriend. he’s arguing with his brash and emotionally reserved rival over something trivial for comedic effect. they have a special, vaguely suggestive bond that sets them apart. hm? oh uhh. yes they are blue and red

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*grabbing mlm shippers by the shoulders* guys nobody needs to be the twink. nobody needs to be the sub. nobody needs to be the femboy. they can both be big fat hairy men who bask in each others masculinity or they can both be unspeakable monstrous creatures with inhuman genitalia it’s okay I’m holding your hand. Let me show you the way

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i love you for this. now and forever

(ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

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He gets a kiss but still no dinner date

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He gets a kiss but still no dinner date

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Um... Hello Wildchip nation, Imma slide some fluff here if you dont mind 😳

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boy why you so radiant

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i firmly believe that these these two kiss each other on the mouth on daily basis

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Inside you are two wolves.

One says that Rei and Kazuki's relationship is not any less meaningful as platonic life partners. There are more ways to be a family than brothers or lovers. It'd actually be very nice to see two unrelated and non-romantically involved men raise a kid together and navigate parenthood.

The other wolf says "okay but I'm queer and would like to see them Smooch."

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I lowkey kinda made this joke on a reblog of @lotuspeacock post about the scene in Buddy Daddies. But I felt like it needed it's own post because it's been living rent free for the last two days in my head

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I’ve seen a lot of people on twitter compare Kazuki and Rei to Erasermic

So let me present you…

Also just look at the on-screen similarities!!

the way they look at each other

Meanwhile from what I can tell in eraser mic they just look the same and have the same vibes

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REACT COLLECTION

What a wonderful pile of reactions I saw on this post! I simply have to share it with the world:

I am impressed. Thank you @brickwhartley!

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spyglass

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Cookie Run Origins!

If you've got a cookie that you feel is neglected lore-wise, drop it below and I'll write up an origin!

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live footage of rivals not beating eachother to the brink of death (real)

i fucking hate color theory why does it look like choco ball's holding the picture 😭 it's red pepper

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repost on this account, but I expand on it.

I really like the idea that these two spar together (had to point this out because nobody would've noticed!!) and became close rivals soon after [perhaps even lovers.] The idea of a martial-arts student going toe to toe with a soccer player is really intriguing, because as different as the two arts are-- they share quite a few similarities.

Another notable detail is how much Red Pepper struggles to control his anger, when paired with someone who specializes in concentration it can make for a really messy--but really fun-- duo!

Best friends, fierce rivals, rivals to lovers...I'll take it all! These two have so many possibilities.

I'd like to think that each try the other's specialty, but fail miserably...but they're too damn stubborn to give up, so they keep goin' at it!

Design notes:

-Their clothes are based on cauliflower and dried seaweed!

-Pepper deserves some extra hair under that headband. I gave him some pieces of pepper skin with slits at the bottom.

-I slicked Choco's hair back because the lettuce-fireball his og design is rocking could be a little better.

-matching outfits cuz best rivals 🤝

-The thing behind Pepper's head is a cauliflower floret!