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*sigh* I miss my partner, Tumblr, I miss them a lot. I'll be back

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The cabussy then, maybe?

amtrak nsfw blog?

No

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That moment when you care deeply about someone and you listen to their offhanded movie recs just for them to lie and hurt you down the line /lj

I managed to keep the bit for 8 months

In my defence I did not think @maetheprotector actually took my movie recs

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Waiting to see if my child notices I'm fronting - Harry ( @imaginaryskeleton )

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Stop being a bitch. Shout out every MaDDer that's not a bitch (Not you @everyone-with-a-para )

I hope everyone with a dastardly pretty gender fluid next to them and has Paras has a great day

Stop stalking my tumblr on anon and talk to me you're right there 🙄

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Bitch you fell asleep 25 minutes after this

I hope everyone with a dastardly pretty gender fluid next to them and has Paras has a great day

Stop stalking my tumblr on anon and talk to me you're right there 🙄

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Never

I hope everyone with a dastardly pretty gender fluid next to them and has Paras has a great day

Stop stalking my tumblr on anon and talk to me you're right there 🙄

@maetheprotector

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How the fuck do we use this site? - Logan

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Self Care Tips From Tumblr: When you feel like everyone hates you, sleep. When you feel like you hate everyone, eat. When you feel like you hate yourself, shower. Someone out there feels better because you exist. 

instagram / patreon / portfolio / etsy / my book / redbubble

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✨ Him ✨

Here’s a warm up featuring @masao-micchi ‘s Simon Fairchild (I love him)

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Not trying to be political or anything, but what the fuck IS sand?

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*in the tube of Rasputin*

Ma-Ma-Marius, The Mech's little garbage man

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Wondering how long it's gonna take for our Best Friend/chosen family to figure out that I'm fronting right next to them-

#osdd

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Host just called me "General 'No-Shit' Sherlock". Considering yesterday I was Captain Obvious, I'll take the marriage AND the promotion.

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It's days like this where I wish I had my own body, my own real form.