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here’s the link to my rocks

just posted my m!merc fic. kicks rocks like a stupid fucking idiot.

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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga

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just posted my m!merc fic. kicks rocks like a stupid fucking idiot.

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if i did ever finish and post my m!merc wip would anyone read it

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i miss mafia….

REALL REAL REAL REAL REAL REALLLL REAL REALREAL REl real REALLL REAL RWAL REAL REALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MAFIA COMEBACK PLEASE PLEASEREEEE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE

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currently obsessed with british murder mystery tv shows where all the murders happen in the same town in every episode and everyone's just like oh yep there goes another one, just another day in shirefordtonstead

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i should probably get back to writing my merc fic. but also agajaagshshsaaaaaa

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You can tell the creators of this game were American. SMH.

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You get isekai'ed into the last fanfiction you WROTE

Reblog for sample size or perish

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i’m boygirl but m!merc is girlboy. almost the same thing but different. can anybody hear me

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fun fact,, i’m writing a merc fic :3 IM SO EXCITED AUGH

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year 4 of posting this! HAVE FUN

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"what do you do to contribute to society" i post my ocs to tumblr dot com lol.... 5 people on there like them.......

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people on my "making AUs for OCs" post keep going like "oh you mean like a STORY? like a BOOK? OP that's just a STORY!!" like no you don't get it. you don't get how much my friends and i play with our ocs like dolls. we're talking swap AUs. homestuck classpecting. MLP AUs. evil AU. "so just making stories" you're like a little baby to me. leave my sight

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i post about #mafia bam way too much

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i like the term "gallows humor" because it always makes me think of someone getting sentenced to death and being like "i have GOT to be the funniest person at my public execution"

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when the fandom is so small that everybody knows everybody