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Low budget Indie horror game where you investigate an abandoned convention center that shut down after the Great Anime Con Disaster of 2009 and you hear haunting voices saying “butt scratcher!” and “you lost the game!” and get jump scared by the glomper and there’s a chase sequence with a giant pedobear cosplayer

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has anyone noticed recently that it's expensive

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You don't even need to study for the Rorschach test, btw, it's super easy. All they do is show you a bunch of stupid pictures of your dad getting eaten by a horse

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People of Tumblr! I come bearing horrible news, the front lines have been attacked and we have lost contact with the Great Archive!! I fear there will be a famine as our food is depleted by this great attack.

(ao3 is down for maintenance)

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Did a brand new kind of bowling shot today

we called it the "trust the Force Luke" shot or the "through God all things are possible" shot

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a trans woman wearing a pair of these things could fucking kill me and i’d say thank you.

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every day i think about the cat on twitter who looks more like a scheming eunuch than any creature has ever looked

monkey i love you beloved little freak i would die for you

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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.

it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)

i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones

if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.

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man, undertale ran on a weird game engine

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Today I met happiness

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you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

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"ouhhhh" is a different emotion from "ough" which is a different emotion from "augh" which is a different emotion from "wough". I could go on. and these all convey different feelings depending on spelling variation and how many "h"s you add at the end too

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i love drinking coffee

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We need high-speed rails so I can go and rail my mutuals at high speeds