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Pelipper mail: It's two pineapple pizzas, nice and hot!

Awesome! I will enjoy these and oh wait this is the bad kind of pinap pizza. The kind where they just throw chunks on and make no effort to have it taste good. This is why I usually only order pizza from one place

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I THINK THEY JUST HATE YOU BESTIE

Yo, I heard you're getting your ass kicked by a mushroom

i accidentally slapped it 10 feet away

also it was like 20 mushrooms

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i'm listening...

Yo, I heard you're getting your ass kicked by a mushroom

i accidentally slapped it 10 feet away

also it was like 20 mushrooms

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i am among those individuals yes. didn't it flee your universe entirely because it hated you so much?

Yo, I heard you're getting your ass kicked by a mushroom

i accidentally slapped it 10 feet away

also it was like 20 mushrooms

[magentamythologist]

I saw you getting slapped by the mushroom!

Yo, I heard you're getting your ass kicked by a mushroom

i accidentally slapped it 10 feet away

also it was like 20 mushrooms

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unpopular opinion: clamperl chowder deserves to burn in the fires of hell forevermore it is so ass

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This has "hello fellow kids" energy in a way few other things do

I’ve spent the last few days gathering intel. If I’m going to blend in with the high schoolers here, being fashionable is a must.

ugh, I don’t like wearing alolan fashion, I miss my nice pleated wools…. But if it’s for a mission. Then I will do what I must.

white denim shorts are in, same with plumeria themes hair clips. Ita bags and shaker charms are also gaining popularity, and asymmetrical socks are making a comeback. Boba tea is on its way out, same with messy buns, and hydro flasks with stickers are a classic. I’ll need to make sure everything is weathered enough to look natural as well; nothing screams tryhard like a brand new outfit in the style.

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oh you found a Koraidon (mine says hi)! give it a sandwich and you will gain its undying adoration

Uhh guys I need help

[IMAGE ID: A red Cyclizar looking thing with feathers on its head, back, and tail. It is laying on the ground on its back with its tongue stuck out like a Yamper. End Image ID]

Does anyone know what this Pokémon is? I heard some really loud noises at a cliff near the lighthouse in Poco Path- went to go check it and low and behold I found this guy! My Pokedex won't give me any info about it. It seems like a really powerful Pokémon though, so I decided not to catch it. Anyone know what it is?

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my Gengar learned to type and he's verbose now

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Frankly I'm surprised Geeta didn't pull an embezzlement too. Geeta go pay your Gym Leaders more

Identity of a perpetrator

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Yall what is going on please help??? idk what Maltra did when I apparently started glowing but I have. fangs now??? please help???

I too am asking for help why am I magnetic??? is this some sort of? weird thing that happens whenever you get blessed by a legendary??? also why do I sound so robotic

so I just witnessed Argentine go tell Maltra something, it does a silly little evil laugh and then Nico starts glowing slightly. I think they figured out they are actually legendary Pokemon and can bless people, let's see where this goes...

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smh. can't have shit in paldea

Sevii was better. I almost died less often there, too.

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to the 3 people who read my posts, sorry it's been 9 days since my last one. in my defense (and also nico's and atenea's), none of us live in an area of Paldea with reliable internet. whoops

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so I just witnessed Argentine go tell Maltra something, it does a silly little evil laugh and then Nico starts glowing slightly. I think they figured out they are actually legendary Pokemon and can bless people, let's see where this goes...

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This is so funny to watch. I wonder if all legendary blessings are like that?

argentine why are you looking at me like that

ARGENTINE WHY IS ATENEA GIVING OFF STATIC ELECTRICITY SHE'S ALREADY SHOCKED ME

[A video is embedded.

Wes, still shirtless, and even lacking the Snag Machine, turns to a small lake in front of him, and then Ren. "Shove me in the lake."

"What."

"Shove me in the lake. I think it will help."

"Why do I have to shove you in? Just walk in there."

"It'll be faster."

Ren sighs. "Okay. Sure."

He shoves Wes in the lake with a splash.

You can hear a sizzling sound as Wes smiles. "FINALLY! I'm norma—where'd the water go?"

Ren looks back at Wes with wide eyes. "You. You boiled away a lake. YOU BOILED AWAY A LAKE! A LAKE, WES!"]

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So either this lake for some reason has a much lower boiling point or you have spontaneously become a Fire-type and in this case I don't know which is funnier.

[A video is embedded.

Wes, still shirtless, and even lacking the Snag Machine, turns to a small lake in front of him, and then Ren. "Shove me in the lake."

"What."

"Shove me in the lake. I think it will help."

"Why do I have to shove you in? Just walk in there."

"It'll be faster."

Ren sighs. "Okay. Sure."

He shoves Wes in the lake with a splash.

You can hear a sizzling sound as Wes smiles. "FINALLY! I'm norma—where'd the water go?"

Ren looks back at Wes with wide eyes. "You. You boiled away a lake. YOU BOILED AWAY A LAKE! A LAKE, WES!"]

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Area Zero is the area Sada and Turo were hiding out and being extraordinary assholes, it's infested with angry robotic/ancient/from a parallel universe maybe? versions of other pokemon and I technically was not allowed to go there but it had to be done for Reasons. Honestly the whole situation is why I don't like Geeta because she was aware of all of this and did NOTHING about it for YEARS.

Lotsa stuff goin' on recently offline. Wayyy too much curiosity about A0. Listen, chat, coming up to me in the middle of the day and askin' about it ain't funny

To quote the movie series where the Fidough dies, "without rules, we live like the animals"

And one of those rules as in laws is Do Not Go Into Area Zero for Reasons. Both for your own safety and other things