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By @hirr777 | JuJu@RTS5け04a Permission to post given by the artist

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game freak might as well have blocked this route with a giant middle finger

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nintendo: ok,,so,, here are a bunch of new games we released! :)

me: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit 

wallet: do NOT sign me the FUCK up 👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀👎👀  bad shit ba̷̶ ԁ sHit 👎 thats ❌ some bad 👎👎shit right 👎👎 th   👎 ere 👎👎👎 right ❌ there ❌ ❌ if i do ƽaү so my selｆ🚫  i say so 🚫 thats not what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ 🚫 👎 👎👎НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ 👎 👎👎 👎 🚫 👎 👀 👀 👀 👎👎Bad shit

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i hate that i literally cant tell if im ugly or not and i cant tell if im really fat or just like kinda fat i literally cant tell and sometimes ill be like “im just being dumb im pretty good looking” and then ill be like “wow im being so egotistical i definitely look like shit what am i talking about” like i just…. dont know and it bothers me so much cos it’s something i can’t understand 

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holy shit?????

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sometimes I think about my own character development

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not attractive enough for reblogs but friendly enough for pity likes

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when you in a group chat n someone from the chat message you outside the chat shit be feeling mad serious n personal it's like why we whispering bro what we gotta hide fam

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Alia Shawkat for Nylon magazine, July 2015 issue.

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how did you get so tan???

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adhd feels

“stop moving”

“youre talking too fast i dont get what you’re saying”

losing track of your thoughts??

wait what did that last three paragraphs say

“are you even listening?”

oops i forgot to do this really important thing i had to do even though i wrote it down

i skipped a really important step to make/bake something 

what was i saying

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Busted my idiot son for having dirty magazines 😒

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Reasons why your sign sucks

Aries: over competitive, self centered Taurus: the best sign, does not suck at all Gemini: afraid of commitment, doesn’t know when to be serious Cancer: manipulative and moody Leo: attention whores Virgo: judgey and super boring Libra: literally will never shut up Scorpio: rude af Sagittarius: in your face and over the top Capricorn: they are actually pretty cool Aquarius: shady And emotionally dead (watch out for these fuckers) Pisces: cry babies

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PRETTY BOYS VS. BAD BOYS

Pretty boys: Libra, Capricorn, Pisces, Leo, Cancer, Taurus Bad boys: Aquarius, Gemini, Sagittarius, Virgo, Scorpio, Aries