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reminder to worldbuilders: don't get caught up in things that aren't important to the story you're writing, like plot and characters! instead, try to focus on what readers actually care about: detailed plate tectonics

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Gizmo can sense the witch realm but he works at a different panera

Nobody else in this Panera can sense the witch realm

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It's figured out gen Z humor! Small mistake? Time to kill myself.

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The butts match?!

In-universe, the Waynes are probably described as "if the Kardashians were also the Addams family"

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Watches bocchi the rock. Felt way too personal

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the boys at the dojo are skeptical of my "Gentle Hand", the new technique i learned from an ancient tome. they say all kinds of shit. "it'll never work", "i don't see the tactical advantage here", "what you're doing is already a thing and it's called a handjob", etc. but we'll see who's laughing when i've revolutionized martial arts forever

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Not now kitten daddy's googling his symptoms

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Went to the rose garden yesterday and felt pretty smug about how well my roses are doing

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do u think he ever got around to playing undertale

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this is how I found out BTW

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Why you wakin' up

At 8 in the mo'nin'

Somethin's goin' on

Lemme smell yo dick

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schrodinger's chekhov's gun. a detail in a story that looks like it should have some big payoff but it's too early to tell if that's relevant or if the author just has a passion for lovingly describing guns.

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Mutuals can DM. Mutuals can ask for Discord. Mutuals can rip open my corpse and huddle inside it for warmth.

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The birds will peg you grilled cheese style.if you listen

Tumblr is odd because you’ll see a mutual post something really profound like “the birds still sing for those who listen” and you see them 5 minutes later saying something like “need to be pegged.grilled cheese style”

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My friend got a new lizard