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jbgyllenhls‌:  

I know you are but I’m good, I promise. Things are great for me right now so there’ll be no more fights or drama and if there is then you can call my mom and tell on me. Wow, way to break my heart. I know Maggie is the best Gyllenhaal but come on. Okay, it’s time to be honest. You’re secretly married to me and we have five kids. Sorry, I couldn’t hide it any longer. The gossip page was onto us this whole time.

Well, Naomi is the best Gyllenhaal but Mags and her are my favorite two so you’re right. You might be up there. ... Was I drunk?! How do I not remember this? Because I feel if we were I would love to remember the best day of my life if I married you, J. Actual love of my life, apple of my eye, center of my whole universe. Watch out, everyone.

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text / charlie.

Charlie: I've had quite a few people bombard me with their thoughts and opinions about me. I think everyone's finally come to the conclusion that I'm an asshole.

Charlie: In short I'm doing wonderfully. Thanks for checking. :)

Maggie: A jerk, maybe, but an full on asshole? Not really. I've dealt with worse.

Maggie: But of course, regardless of who's my best friend, I'd like to check up on all my friends.

Maggie: Even you, bucko.

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text / charlie.

Maggie: So

Maggie: How are we doing after everything that has transpired?

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jbgyllenhls‌:   

Okay, I have to point out that it wasn’t all entirely stupid things but it was pretty stupid. Of course you love me. I’m the best friend you’ve ever had. Oh shit. Who’re you secretly married to? I hope it’s someone like Danny Devito. Really offended I wasn’t invited to the wedding. If I ever get married, you’re already uninvited as payback.

I’m just worried about you, and you know I am. I mean, your sister is my best friend, we’re best friends by association- just kidding. You know I adore you. I’m married to Adam Devine, actually. He’s the best person and I actually adore him, I wouldn’t be mad at those rumours. Jeff Goldblum, too. It was a Las Vegas wedding! You can’t be mad at that, Jacob.

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ajatheking‌:

Meh, honestly I’m sure it tsates kinda good? Who knows, right? But napping between takes throws me off my game, I tried that, I take too long to come back in character so…. Thanks for the tip tho. Yeah, it was mint - next time maybe I put it on my coffee? Hey Maggie, nice meeting you too. Sorry that I’m a bit off today.

Maybe toasted with some Nutella or something! I get that, sometimes waking up from a nap and feel groggy as hell. It was worth a suggestion, though.  It’s okay! We’re all entitled to be off our game. How’s filming going?

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ajatheking‌:

So, I’m just reading all can for A Black Lady Sketch Show and that combined with the late night shooting for the next season of How To Get Away With Murder equals to zero sleep. I’m good with it, that’s better than what I had to go through before, but imma tell you - the outcome is hilarious. One of this days I actually fried my robe for breakfast and stirred the tub with the spoon. Gladly I was able to stop myself from passing toothpaste on my bread. So this is me, Aja Naomi King and I’m clinically insane. @hchqstarters

I think you need some sleep, girl. It sounds like you need it! Nap inbetween takes, because toothpaste on bread doesn’t sound all that great. Is it minty toothpaste? But hi! I’m Maggie, it’s nice to meet you.

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jbgyllenhls‌:

My buddy text me to let me know a video of the fight has apparently leaked online and that it’s been trending and I don’t know what the hell that means but I’m just ignoring it anyway. I don’t care, man. The internet can and will do what they want with it. No point in getting butthurt over it. It’s my own dumbass fault in the first place. I feel like I’m doing this wrong and I should be one of those actors that throw a tantrum and act like they’re innocent. I’ll work on it and be the over dramatic asshole next time. I’ll do better, guys. Anyway, while we’re on the topic of gossip, what’s the wildest thing you’ve heard about yourself? True or not. Spill the beans. Or tea. Whatever kids are saying. @hchqstarters

Apparently people want to see two grown ass men fight over stupid things. But I guess I love you anyway. Apparently I’m dating Joel McHale but he’s only played my ex-fiance. And that I secretly am married and have two kids. 

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lilvjamcs‌: 

       honestly —— there’s nothing more rewarding than some downtime after strenuous twelve-plus hour shoots. i can’t even remember the last time i was actually able relax without a script in my hand or in some place other than a trailer for that matter. i kind of forgot what it felt like, but it’s safe to say i’ll definitely be taking advantage of this beautiful weather. so, if you need me, i’ll basking in the sun. i just bought a bunch of new pool floats — one being a giant flamingo — and a brand new blender that i’d love to put to good use so consider this an open invitation to come join me ! if we haven’t met yet i’m lily; and i can’t i can’t think of a better way to get acquainted than over some frozen drinks and a float in the pool. i mean, c’mon, who doesn’t like a piña colada every now and then, right ? of course, if alcohol isn’t your thing i can always make it virgin too. @hchqstarters

Oooh. I’m always up for some drinks by the pool. LA has been way too hot for its own good. I’ve been all over with conventions lately but I’m ready for the few days break I get, plus with Disney this weekend I’m looking forward to it. Hi, Lily, I’m Maggie. It’s nice to meet you!

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hqnessas‌:

knowing that all these beautiful people are having babies lately just butters me right up. please let me hold these bundles of joy. even your fur babies! i’ll run a double daycare free of charge for both two-legged and four-legged babies and take good care of them, i promise. just let me love them.

You can always babysit my cats if you want. They’re gems and I love them loads. I always think I want more but I know I wouldn’t be able to handle more than what I have.

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text  / jacob.

Jake: Since when did you turn into my mom?

Jake: I mean, it's a bit late telling me to grow up when I just fought a guy in the middle of a cafe which I /know/ was stupid and I'm not proud of it.

Jake: They're both gonna kill me, bring me back to life then kill me again. My mom is probably seething right now because I'm a dumbass.

Jake: Nah, it's fine. I called Anna so I'll be okay. Thanks, though. Come over tomorrow when I'm in a better mood.

Maggie: I'm only saying this shit because I care, Rude McRuderson.

Maggie: You're lucky Naomi loves me and that I saved your sorry butt.

Maggie: Anna, huh? I see where I stand. THAT'S FINE. COOL. Should I bring a cake?

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text / charlie.

Charlie: Ah yes. Clearly.

Charlie: I can't defend what I've done. It was incredibly stupid.

Charlie: Perhaps you should talk to Jakey boy about this. I've heard enough of it quite honestly.

Maggie: What even was the fight about? Do I want to know?

Maggie: Both of you guys are ridiculous. You're grown men, you both should act like it.

Maggie: Are you okay, though?

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text  / jacob.

Jake: I've been waiting for this.

Jake: He's a bigger idiot.

Jake: I was going to give you a really sarcastic answer but I know you'd yell at me so I won't. I'm okay other than getting punched in the face and having my shit all over the gossip blogs.

Maggie: ... "bigger idiot"

Maggie: You're not twelve, Jacob. Grow up.

Maggie: You're lucky that I would even yell at you. Imagine what your mom and your sister would do. I'm the nicer one.

Maggie: Did you need anything? Do you want me to come over?

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text / charlie.

Charlie: Wow. I'm a little insulted by that. And Charles? Ouch. Just twist it deeper into my heart why don't ya?

Charlie: Hey I can certainly make that happen darling.

Charlie: Ah being a shite, as usual. What about you Mags?

Maggie: Being a shite, huh?

Maggie: Considering that you and Jake's faces are plastered all over the damn news.

Maggie: Are you both insane? You're both idiots.

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text  / jacob.

Maggie: Are you INSANE?

Maggie: You're an idiot. Both of you are.

Maggie: ... But are you okay?

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maggiegeha: Selfie celebrating ... The light & my 60’s Barbie bird lady look 🦜 Season two here we come x

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jbgyllenhls‌:   

You two are so lame. I’m glad you came last night, though. Opening nights always scare the shit out of me.

Don’t be jealous that Maggie2 is better than you will ever be. You know I’m always going to be at a show, unless work won’t let me. You did extremely well, J! You kicked ass and I’m so proud. I’m going to start crying all over again.

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text / charlie.

Charlie: HA. Took you long enough.

Charlie: Being the nosy bastard I am, I was kind of hoping you'd text a little more before you realised I'm not Chels.

Charlie: So what's this about you almost getting arrested? Enquiring minds and all that. 😛

Maggie: I don't even remember how I got your number, Charles, but here we are.

Maggie: HA that's a story that will be told when I'm five drinks deep!

Maggie: But hi, I guess. How have you been?