sonechkaandthedynamos

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I’ve decided that my 20s are actually age 25 - 35

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NO! Thinking their negative thoughts privately will kill the patient. She needs bitching and whining to live

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Twiggy - early 1970s

Justin de Villeneuve

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need someone to match my freak and my unbearable romanticism

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hey sorry i can't come to that thing on saturday. yeah im being executed on friday. yeah it's because i made a joke but it came off as way meaner than i expected. if you want we could grab coffee thursday though. huh? oh a million billion explosions. yeah seemed a little much to me too but whatever.

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it makes me sad the way cis women are so terrified of and disgusted by their own body hair. and i'm not talking "i have to shave for sensory reasons" i mean i keep seeing videos of women using hair identifier spray on their faces and hands so they can shave the tiniest barely-there bits of peach fuzz that came free with their bodies. hair that serves a purpose and that purpose is cleanliness and protection. i mean when i was in elementary school girls who had barely hit puberty were talking about shaving their arms. i mean full-grown adult women who will have a breakdown if they see two days of stubble on their legs/crotch/ jaw/pits because god forbid you don't look like a perfect plastic barbie doll. god forbid your body that keeps you alive comes with hair that may not be soft and glossy and photogenic. some women are so afraid of having any hair apart from their head and eyebrows that they've uno reversed themselves into six different kinds of gender dysphoria that they can't recognize as such because they're convinced that this unnatural state of highly-groomed capital-informed beauty is how women have always been. you're so scared of looking "gross" or "ugly" or "mannish" that you can't even look at your body in the mirror and recognize what it is. sister you are an ape. why are you so determined to deny your nature.

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Today i accidentally listened to a song that made me sad and then the ambulance came to take me away forever

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why are boxers so expensive i just want to cover my ass

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Bro last night was trite and insisted upon itself

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here’s to all the weird little girls growing up into even weirder men

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freak in the sheets as well as in most other locations

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ohh what ingredients do you use for lentil soup, are you following a recipe? i tried creating an amazing lemon red lentil soup i had once recently off the cuff and it did nottt come out the way i'd hoped! hope you're having a beautiful day <3

okay so the recipe I learned from mom is this. in a soup pot you put olive oil, onion and garlic. then quickly you add fresh cut tomatoes, a lot of carrots and celery. and one or two spoons of hrissa. and ofc the spices; keep it simple here. just salt, black pepper. you let simmer a bit then add water and let it cook till it boils. then add the red lentils that you washed before hand. let it all cook. and tada that's it. you can eat it like that or put in the mixer and make it smooth and homogeneous. bon appétit <3

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I'm watching Twin Peaks after the [30+-year-old spoiler] and the show seems to be stuck in a "and what now?" mood. they try everything: introducing a seemingly pointless mystery to justify Cooper's stay in Twin Peaks, giving him a Love Interest Ex Machina, adding gratuitous backstories, sending characters to faraway lands when the actors are clearly working on other projects... I want to keep going so I can watch the ending of the whole series, but I'm quite bored, frankly

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Reading in bed with a Dog and a Deer, 1927.

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yippee! <- response to pleasant stimuli

wehh <- response to unpleasant stimuli

awawawawa <- creation of stimuli

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“protect children” <- reactionary drivel basically every time

“be kind to children” <-radical thinking that causes way more arguments than you would ever imagine

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inventing some new EVIL tone tags

/pr = pressuring you

/m = mad at you

/f = forcing you to do this at gunpoint

/nj = not joking i want to kill you for real