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I foresee all of the notes

tumblr lesson 1 don't discourage a post from getting notes or it will only get more notes because people are evil on this site and do the opposite of what you tell them

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I foresee 17k notes

shes having a big adventure on my pee wee cause im #HERMAN

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I foresee 427 notes

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I predict 2k

I am death's shadow-filled avatar. I am hateful and evil and cruel. I am the man who pierced the veil. In fact I rended it apart -- i ripped it to shreds. I am the horror you see in the eyes of the deceased. I slice, I dice, and I carve. I command cavalries and wreak havoc on the weak and the strong alike. I am the bringer of pain. I am in every cry of murder, every scream commanding abandonment of the old and induction of the new, every plead for death. I am the bringer of pain, because I am the softest of comforts. I am the evil in the purest of hearts.

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I foresee an all-timer

communists really need to work on modernizing their language because talking about "proletarians" and shit in 2025 just makes you sound weird.

also nobody knows how to spell "bourgeoisie"

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I predict 2082 Beatles reunion

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I predict 14k notes

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I foresee total stagnation

I apologize for the infrequent posts, dear friend. Things are becoming hectic

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I predict 8k

Fucking freak

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I foresee 700 notes

Cry my white boy

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I foresee 50k

me when i see the dipping dots flavor that i enjoy

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I predict 40k

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I predict an all-timer

If I was a man I'd like to have nasty sex with you. You're funny and deserve it

girl just pull the strap out

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I predict 7k

seriously don't understand the constant screaming and crying from israelis in these videos of them getting bombed i thought you guys loved it when that happens

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I predict so so many notes

another underappreciated tumblr feature that you dont get on other sites is the queue. i love it when something i thought was funny six months ago and then forgot about a week later crawlts its way out of the processing vortex and i get to see it all over again.

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I predict 37k

make a comic

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I predict a continuation of the pattern