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when you can't mention your favorite character by name on discord because one of your friends is threatening to buy you a body pillow cover of them
#this has actually happened before#except he bought me one with deapool and wolverine on it#luis serra
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When the illness you have causes symptoms
This isn’t the gif i was looking for but I’m kind of enamored by it. Die white boy
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Quiet type, eh?
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not the bell tolling LMAOOOO 🙈 i wonder for whom 🤔
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if you dont check your bank account you can pretend nothing is happening
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Archaeologists uncover medieval scroll inscribed with QR code which links directly to 40 minute self-suck video
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What I would say if I was
robot 🤖: what the scrap!
sleepy 😴: what the nap!
pork 🐷: what the spam!
running 🏃: what the lap
farting 😂: what the brap
hat 🧢: what the cap!
handshake 🤝: what the dap
candy 🍬: what the wrap!
singer 🎶🎤: what the rap!
water 💧: what the tap
stormcloud ⛈️: what the zzzzap!
a tree 🌳: sap
JokesBy @savedgame
EmojisBy Apple company
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yeah but what if i left $50,000 in an old pant pocket. ever shrink about that🦐
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i should make garlic grilled cheese when i wake up later today
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this 'being really tired after work' thing is really getting in the way of this 'pursuing my artistic hopes and dreams' thing has anyone else noticed this
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What if there was a universe where snakes and ladders and penises and vaginas switched places ☝️
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