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quick, back-to-back double sneezes are so. frickin. cute. the ones where you get two “choo”s to the price of one “ah-”. especially when it seems to surprise the person and take a little extra out of them. 

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A short obs I have from my boyfriend:

I am always kind of hoping that my boyfriend is going to be sick when we’re together, so I ask a lot (like if I hear him sniff) if he’s feeling okay. I asked him the last time I saw him and he said yes but then immediately sneezed twice (he wasn’t sick tho...lame) He’s a nose pinch stifler and it’s so cute ugh. I’m hoping that I can share his sneezes with the community at some point because they’re to die forrr.

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People without fеtіshes… really don’t get it, do they?

Like, someone my sister follows on Twitter retweeted this piece of art pertaining to a certain fеtіsh I will not name because I’m a firm believer that no one should be shamed for the stuff they’re into (as long as it’s all SSC, of course) from one of those stupid “cringe art accounts” and she was like “I just don’t get it! Why would someone draw something so weird?” and I said something like “Oh, that’s a fеtіsh. Whoever drew it is attracted to this kind of thing.” and she was like “Yeah but… why?”

Idk, I kind of wish people understood there’s no “why”. We were exposed to certain things during our formative years and got some brain wires crossed. That’s all there is to it. No one wakes up one day and just goes like “Oh boy! I decided that, from now on I’ll only be able to nut if I see something pertaining to this incredibly specific, not explicitly sехuаl scenario and get very uncomfortable when I come across it randomly because other people don’t know it turns me on.”

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me, one month into a relationship: yeah I guess I’ve got some kinks, nothing major :)

me, one year into a relationship: so are you gonna sneeze on my pussy or what

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Looking for...

John Mulaney content?

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I like it when men have a delicate, soft and wet sound to their sneeze.  Not “girly,” but not that typical booming, forceful, masculine sound most people associate with men. There’s something endearing about a slight, shivery sneeze that makes the shoulders tremble and the edges of the hair displace ever so slightly.  Something that looks more forceful than it could possibly sound, something suspiciously soft, yet somehow leaves them looking mildly spent.

Mmm, yes.  Give me that. 

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guys, pre-sneeze nose scrunches are so important.

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that little high-pitched-sigh-noise people make right after a sneeze has me like 😩😩❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

and when they gasp immediately afterwards for a second, more desperate sneeze? 😮😮😮👍👌👍👌👍👌😍😍😍😍😍

then make the post-sneeze-sigh noise again but louder and longer?? 😵😵😵😳😳😳😳

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A car honks outside I whisper, “There’s no need for that type of language.”

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Might I Say...

nothing is more disturbing than calling a snez delicious

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GUYS???????

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http://catsdogsgifs.tumblr.com/

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THATS SO COOL AW. ILL HAVE TO RESEARCH THIS AS WELL.

Okay so I found this INCREDIBLY interesting. I found a forum for a, wait for it, BURP fetish. I find it so fascinating. They are JUST like us except they are obviously turned on by burping rather than sneezing. It kind of gives us an outsider’s perspective of how one might perceive the sneeze fetish (except we’re probably more accepting than the average Joe). But here you go: http://www.theburpfetishforums.com/board/viewtopic.php?f=14&t=404

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when you’re thirsty af for one of your favs and you spend hours on youtube/dailymotion/vimeo/instagram searching for snez 

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Person: I have to snez

Me: lol oki

Person: *snez*

Me: lol oki

Person: excuse me

Me: lol oki

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when the person next to you sneezes and you’re torn between staying comfortably quiet and saying BLESS YOU really obnoxiously because you dont want anyone to think it was you who sneezed