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ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

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Jerry plot: I want to fuck this girl but I forgot the name of her dog.

George plot: Steinmeier wants me to bring peace to the middle east or I'll get fired!

Kramer plot:

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Anyone wanna see a crab i shot in death stranding photo mode last night

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Oh my God! Look at him ᵍᵒ...

Another- and another- Wow!

It's actually moving- Are you seeing this?!

This Wesker guys fucked.

Damn... Fuck, I wish that boulder were me.

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NUZILESS SHIP BATTLE DAY 16: RESULTS

When I first made this battle it was because someone in twitter made a tweet talking about how nuzi always wins all ship battles which is what inspired me to make this. I tried to make the brackets as fair as possible, but I do think I messed some of it up still. But despite being put against VUZI, one of the biggest ships in the fandom in the FIRST ROUND and sucseeding, I knew I underestimated jessa fans

All ships in this battle were submissions on my twitter that my followers suggested btw, bc I keep getting asked why insert ship wasn't there.

Anyway, without further ado, I announce JESSA and the winner of the nuziless ship battle!!! Congrats on juzi for getting second!

FINAL ROUND RESULTS:

Jessa: 973 votes (700 on twitter, 273 on tumblr)

Juzi: 397 votes (328 on twitter, 69 on tumblr)

This was fun and I might make a redemption battle for every ship that lost in round one but for now, buh bai, it's been real 🫡

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Uzi currently in her savage feral mode with the solver symbol over her visor stalking around like an animal

N: “awwww someones a little hangry huh?”

Uzi snarles at N showing him all her many sharp teeth. She flairs her wings and stands up bowing her arms out trying to look big and threatening.

Thad: “uhmm we need to go N!! We need to go now!!!”

N: “nonsense she knows me! She knows my scent theres nothing to worry about”

Thad: “dude look at her!! She’s trying to puff up!! Ive seen this before!! She’s gone lets!! Go!!”

Thad starts pulling on N’s tail trying to get him to leave, of course N dosen’t even move even a little bit while Thad is clearly putting a lot of effort into trying to drag N away by the tail. N just frowns at him

N: “easy on the tail I just polished that”

He dawns a smile again and leans down to pick Uzi up under the armpits.

N: “I will tame this beast!!”

Uzi is still growling at him and braces her hands on his arms. N starts to lean in for a kiss

N: “just like in The Princess and the fr-“

Uzi then springs herself right for N’s face. Biting and clawing at him, attacking him while making the most terrifying snarly giggles. He brights his hands up and starts trying to yank her off like a cat is attacking his face

N: “AAAUUGHHHHHHH!!!!”

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smeemo "old person on video call" energy

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Black Flame

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“I love Uzi x DD ships sm RAAAH”

(By ZerrySilver88)

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happy pride fellow queers 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

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Thinking about scrawny little run away transboy hitchhiking on the highway and big fat hairy trucker picking him up!!

Trucker who calls him kid and son and tells him it’s fine if his dad doesn’t accept him. “Fuck him, kid. Don’t even worry about someone like that, fucking waste of energy.”

And kid who huffs and crosses his arms in the passenger seat, talking about “you wouldn’t understand.”

Trucker who grunts and pulls over abruptly, damn kid is fuckin shaking thinking he pissed this damn bear off and is gonna get his ass beat for bein so mouthy. Only to stare with his fucking jaw dropped when this big, burly dude pulls his shirt up and shows his top surgery scars.

“I told ya, don’t waste ya breathe on people who don’t fucking get ya. Yer dad’s a dick. But ya ain’t gonna be stuck forever. I used to be a lil thing like you once, fuckin used to be called a twink!” He laughs at that shaking his head, and yeah it’s kinda funny bc he can’t imagine anyone calling this man a twink. “Yer just startin’ your life, son. You’ll get to a point where none of this fuckin matters.”

And that kinda helps actually. Looking at this man kinda feels like looking at a possible future.

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An anime girl who thinks she's in a "cute girls doing cute things" slice-of-life comedy until a mysterious beautiful girl transfers to her class and she realizes she's actually in an angsty yuri drama.

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“I will not let it use me to consume the planet!”

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*slides you this chart*

*you kick me out of the butcher shop*