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Cashier the other day: “have a nice night!”
Me failing to load one correct response from multiple possibilities: …….“YOUP!”
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an incomplete collection of tweets i consider to be short poems
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Us the venezuelans
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Dolphins doing cartwheels with an aquarium guest.
(via Ant.Giovanni)
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1. A dog is full of joy
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despite all my dread i am still just a girl in a bed
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oh my god two words in that just UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE
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🐸 boss don’t follow
Im gonna fuck you .. and ghen buy you ice crean.. because iam so thouvgtful…and horngy
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fighting for my life
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I am attempting to make my coworkers and other disney employees draw Jessie for me
It’s been a lil over an hour and I got one from @thegabitype and @mikecatsu!!! I’ll definitely keep updating if people add to my wall!
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in the cambrian period the ocean was shallow and the sun never set. every day was sunday morning and there was never any dark. the world was a watery wonderland and air didnt exist yet. animals had just invented eating eachh other and it was really funny. having eyeballs was all the rage
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me contemplating the human condition
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horror movies bfs are always like: youve been so mean/distant since your mom died yesterday, whats up with that?
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scrunching my face real hard rn
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