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I’ve been avoiding fighting Aquila for like 2 weeks because I know bad things will happen afterwards-

Ostrich behavior?

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I’ve been avoiding fighting Aquila for like 2 weeks because I know bad things will happen afterwards-

Ostrich behavior?

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I am now in Greece. I took my mydei and phainon pins with me!

Laugh.

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Quite honestly the funniest part of my time in penacony is I clocked that Sampo wasnt actually Sampo nigh immediately. Soley because of my autism.

I hang onto his every word, so I know a lot of his speech patterns. Because of this I know the easiest way to tell sparkle and Sampo apart.

Sampo refers to jarilo-vi as belobog. You know, like a local who’s lived in belobog for a long time. Sparkle refers to it as jarilo-vi. If Sampo says Jarilo-vi in a conversation immediate red flag.

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Time to execute her Childe

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Why are all my baby relatives somehow taller than me. All of them! Why am I short?

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I love the implication is that THIS MAN

Has convinced the law on multiple occasions that he’s a woman. He’s gotten intel about stake outs to prevent guards from ambushing Wildfire and WHAT ARE YOU DOING DRAG RACE NEEDS YOU.

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I AM THE WORLD LUCKIEST LESBIAN. 30 PULLS TOTAL. FOR HER AND HER WEAPON. EEEEEEEEE

MAMA FENGE BLESSED ME!!!!!!!

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I have to unique qualification of being a trust fund baby, but not spending my money on jack shit for fear of needing it someday. Unfortunately the gambling likes to ruin me.

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GUESS WHOSE BABY GIRL TRIED TO SCAM HER AGAIN!!!

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Magical Screwup has become my brand. I’m a shitty witch who cannot turn you back after accidentally cursing you into becoming a frog. Additionally the name is also why I’m occasionally called multiple sclerosis and that’s just too funny to pass up

If you haven’t changed your url in years tell me why as someone in your same boat it’s for science

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I frew up

First time he’s dmed me. This will be a good day

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First time he’s dmed me. This will be a good day

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I keep having fanfic ideas I’ve put into the corner all under the category of “Ayako’s weird uncles” which is just me chucking my character from an original story into the multiverse and getting her found family she really desperately needs.

Maybe I’ll write them one day. Bunch of weirdos teaching young adult with crippling depression how to kill god. Could be fun

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Art block is literally killing me. I want to draw, have no motivation to draw. Drawing feels like walking through honey. I can’t draw Sampo Koski like this. This is bullshit