magicianmew
magicianmew
The Cursey Trash Witch of Tumblr
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Creator of the Apprentice Tarot. Get the deck or check out all my other internet-type stuff here: linktr.ee/magicianmew. Punk low witch in RVA. Defender of the baneful and the fluffy. Neither scary nor cute. Not your mother. Please check my pages for info about me and resources.
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magicianmew · 2 years ago
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*taps mic* This thing on?
It’s been a long time. But the other day, I got an email from someone, asking me if the Apprentice Tarot was ever coming back. To be honest I really moved away from it during the pandemic. The logistics of everything was too much for me at the time.
For those who didn’t see it or don’t recall, it has upright and reversed meanings, elements, and suit associations on the cards to help the new reader in getting into their practice right away. I originally made it as a deck to help myself learn, and I was so happy that I got to help some other people learn too.
So I’ve decided to re-release it here, permanently this time, as a print-on-demand deck. It doesn’t come with the rigid box anymore in order to keep costs down given how expensive PoD can be, so it has a purple velvet deck pouch instead. But it is otherwise the same deck, and if you’d been wanting to get ahold of one, well, it will remain available here if you’d like.
Hope everyone made it through ok.
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magicianmew · 5 years ago
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Apprentice Tarot is selling out
Over the last two and a half years, I have been fortunate enough to see a deck I created get so much support from all of you, and last week, my retail copies of the Apprentice Tarot officially sold out in my shop (though you can still get the deck -- see below!). As I contemplated whether to do another print run, I considered a lot of aspects of it, both personal and in terms of what's going on in the world right now. Ultimately, I have decided that I will not be making another print of the Apprentice Tarot, at least not right now or in the foreseeable future. With that in mind, my shop will be closing on May 20th. Accessories are still available in my shop, but as these have always been low-volume items for me, it makes more financial sense for me to close the shop, now that the star of the show is selling out. If you've missed out on the Apprentice Tarot from my shop, not all is lost!
I have a limited number of scratch-and-dent decks available at a reduced price listed in my shop. They are all sealed and unused, but the box has cosmetic damage that occurred during the original shipping. SOLD OUT at my shop. You can still find my deck in mint condition at Portland Button Works in the US, Little Red Tarot in the UK (currently on backorder -- my shipment to them is en-route), and Love Magic Sparkles in Singapore (on pre-order, same deal). I also have a "donor deck" from which I can send any cards you may have lost or had damaged in a plain envelope for just the price of the individual cards and letter-rate shipping. Obviously I only have one copy of each card, so I cannot guarantee that I'll have the card you need, but if you have any cards you want to get a replacement for, let me know and I will check! Thank you again for all your support over the years, from the original phenomenal Kickstarter to the enthusiastic emails I continue to receive. I hope you are all staying as safe as possible in these uncertain times. Love, Germ
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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Carnivorous Collection. Instagram
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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if they didn’t want me to reach up through the mechanism and pull out sanitary products from the dispenser they should have built them to be goblin proof
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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Difficult Wet Folding Technique Allows This Vietnamese Artist To Create Curved Origami
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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Necromancer that doesn’t know they’re a necromancer and thinks they’re just a really good emt
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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Me thinking I finally understand what my tarot deck is telling me
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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Other Witches: “You can’t put those two stones next to each other. They’ll cancel each other out.”
Me: puts every rock I own together in a single bowl
Me: “Take care of each other in there.”
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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🌟To make a travel altar🌟
Here I’ll show you my personal travel altar and give you some ideas for making yours!
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🌟 Travel Altars 🌟
Some witches like to have a little box, bag or tin where they can carry some items like candles, miniatures, coins, etc, and use them in rituals or prayers! This way, you can take a little bit of magic with you everywhere! 
You can also use the little tin to put images of your gods/goddesses or a little portable shrine!
This is what mine looks like:
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🌟 Items 🌟
Some ideas for a portable altar are:
~ Little candles, tea light candles or birthday ones work perfectly!
~ A mini box of matches or a lighter. You can cut the working part of the box of matches and stick it to your tin if the full box doesn’t fit, and just take with you 4 or 5 matches and replace them periodically.
~ Salt on a tiny bottle or a little sachet! McDonald’s ones work just fine.
~ Other spices or herbs of your choice, maybe rosemary or lavender or others that fit your needs.
~ I’ve seen many make tiny tarot decks, and personally i’ve made a runes set! it fits on a tiny glass bottle.
~ Little bottles or containers with water, it may be sea water, rain water, etc! for some ideas you can check my Water Correspondences post!
~ Some crystal chips, these can be from one that broke recently or some you bought. Clear quartz is always a good idea, but you can take as many as you want! When you’re making your portable altar, think on where you’re going, and what crystals or herbs you may need there, that can help♥
~ I’ve also seen many people with tiny altar cloths, small figurines or even altar tools! like chalices, pentagrams (like the one in the image above), athames, wands and many more! You can make these yourself with some cloth and polymer clay or ceramic! (ceramic will be better for water containers, and polymer clay is perfect for offering dishes)
~ Other items related to your craft. Sea witches can take seashells, mirrors, dolphin figurines, etc. Kitchen witches can make a little recipes book to take with them and cooking ingredients. Crystal witches can have a travel altar only made for carrying gemstones. Dragon witches can take with them dragon figurines, dragon trading cards, candles and coins as a treasure. Possibilities are endless!
~ All these items should fit perfectly on an altoids tin, a little cloth bag, a mini backpack, or a wooden box! Choose whatever makes you feel comfortable!
~ You can personalize your travel altar as much as you want: if it’s a bag, embroidery! if it’s a tin, polymer clay is useful for adding details! or hot glue for gems, seashells, rocks. You can also use dried flowers or leaves.
🌟 Hope this was useful and inspiring for you all!🌟
Remember that my ask box is always open for questions. If you need advice or help making these or just want some ideas for your personal altar, i’d love to help! 
~ With Love, Nao. ~
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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Reblog if you’re LGBT, 
support LGBT people, 
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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mushrooms (noun): the tender flesh of the earth; dirt meat
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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*stands in the moonlight to absorb big witch energy*
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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@11seventy
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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magicianmew · 6 years ago
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i dont understand this at all and america scares the fuck out of me
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