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Judith with the Head of Holofernes (ca.1633-37, detail) Francesco Cairo

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A mother wearing a Reagan/Bush ‘84 t-shirt came in today, which was a weird thing to wear in the year of our lord 2022. And then she left her whole 4 year-old in the children’s room

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scrolling through the dash when the mutuals are in a new ugly guy phase

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nobody:

Dracula when Jonathan's not looking:

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so it's like this ey

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Jonathan, looking out the window and once more watching Dracula scale the walls like a lizard:

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My (450M) wives (350F, 210F, 208F) have unionized.

They tried to eat my dear friend and solicitor Jonathan Harker. I do not want my dear friend and solicitor eaten. And then they laughed at me!

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Pictured: Dracula 10 minutes before leaving to pick up Jonathan

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The funniest implication of the reveal of the three vampire women living in Dracula’s castle that at some point Dracula probably had to explain to his roommates that he was going to have a human guest over and he needs to keep up the ruse that he has servants, that he doesn’t live alone here, and all three of them looked him in the eyes and said: “we’re not doing that.”

And all three of them just sat there watching as Dracula uses his superpowers pretending to be the entire wait staff.

queen shit.

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im not gonna say lucy picked wrong but one of her options was a cowboy

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so when Spider-man crawls up and down walls like a bug people praise him and call him a superhero, but when I, Count Dracula,

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Fuck you *ungarlics your bread*