magickastiel

[magickastiel]

i hope each and every one of you about to reblog another graphic with dean winchester’s ass superimposed over a barbara kruger truism know that after fourteen and a half limp, lifeless seasons of television and a big ole homophobic uptick in the second half of fifteen, supernatural was supposed to die. it was supposed to be dead! we were never supposed to hear about that abominable piece of television again but you fucks, you tendercore troglodykes, you media illiterate scavengers who would woman-code mussolini if it meant you could slap his mug on a parallels post with siken and oliver and kushner, you fed the beast. you got that shit trending. and now all that’s left is brokeback mountain, by which i mean the straw breaking my personal weeping camel’s back, by which i mean SOMEHOW, some FUCKING HOW, you all provided this WAR CRIMINAL OF A SHOW with enough PERSONAL, GLEEFUL, WHOLLY UNIRONIC ATTENTION that you are now getting a PREQUEL about the abusive dad guy that YOU ALL HATE SO VERY MUCH. CONGRATULATIONS. DON’T LET THE MONKEY’S PAW HIT YOU ON THE WAY OUT.

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this was gay sex btw. and they hadnt even been on screen together yet.

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still have some polishing to do but here’s a wip of my piece for @supernaturalartbook ! really excited to see all the amazing art coming out of this :)

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honey it's time for your daily "get sad about sam and dean's childhoods"

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So who is Dean calling 👀 Art based on this poll 💕

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heyyyyyy twirls hair

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supernatural referencing non mid 2000s or earlier pop culture is always going to feel weird sorry...why are you talking about game of thrones (tv show) it's the year 2008 and the apocalypse is coming you don't have time for this!

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the issue with writing for yourself is that you will get sucked into rereading your own fic over and over and pretend it’s “editing,” but really you’re just reading because it’s exactly what you want to read. because you wrote it. for you.

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Hey can I ask like what's going on with supernatural. Like you guys keep posting like new stuff is happening but didn't that show end like five years ago

this time we're really gonna solve it

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DEAN WINCHESTER ✧ 1.11 SCARECROW

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Dean talking about Cas

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Jensen Ackles | Still Life, Promo Pic 

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SUPERNATURAL -> 2x11 ❝ playthings ❞ / 14x20 ❝ moriah ❞

+ bonus:

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dadmom dean aka propaganda for @need-him-pregnant-poll (please vote!)

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...............he died not knowing

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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT GROUP ONE *FINALS

*The winner of this matchup will represent their bracket in the inter-group finale poll(s).

PROPAGANDA:

[Dean]

"hes so breedable. hed be such a good mom."

"we need a supernatural sequel somehow."

[Grunkle Ford]

"He has that pathetic nerd swag why wouldn't I want him pregnant. I know multiple people who would want to bang that senior citizen."

"okay so this is the most breedable motherfucker in gravity falls. sorry but its true. eldritch chaos god triangle wants him so bad he ended the world about it, genius engineer wanted him so bad it made his wife divorce him, aliens want him, everyone in the town keeps calling him a silver fox and hot, etc. his autistic swag, presumable complete sexual inexperience in his 60s, and whimsy are a recipe for all to feel extreme lust when gazing upon his visage.

reasons that he is so mpreg-able aside, it is actually somewhat plausible that he is currently, as we speak, mpregnant. the new gravity falls book, the book of bill, had a website that was released to promote the book and also relay a bunch of new fun information and arg things. this new book, in universe, is written with the intent to be read by ford, and for the website, it is showcasing ford's laboratory. so one could view all of the material with the perspective of it being directed at ford.

one of these messages on the website is an image of an ultrasound of a baby-- a triangular baby. on it, there is the message "congrats, guess what's growing inside you right now! see you in nine months, papa!"

so…. ford might be mpregnant with his ex, bill ciphers baby. yayyyy."

"He's just so submissive and breedable. he should get a sci fi abortion. he would not enjoy fatherhood."