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“Blink Motherfucker” an essay of Papyrus’ battle.

Papyrus’ battle is fucking weird an unnatural and here’s why.

Ok so, think about the battle sprites. 

Nabstablook’s eyes shake so, constatly moving. 

Toriel stays VERY still but her expression changes enough to make up for that.

(I couldn’t find a good gif so uh https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DmC-pihm8YE If you want proof)

Undyne? bouncing. hair blowing in the wind. 

Mad Dummy? bouncing. 

Mettaton? Dancing his motherfucking heart out. 

Asgore? bounceing. 

Asriel? flying around at the speed of sound. 

Sans? bouncing, swaying side to side. 

Almost all the other monsters bounce and sway as well. 

What’s weird about Papyrus’ battle is he doesn’t move at all.

His cape could be flowing in the wind. But no. Completely still. He could be moving at ALL but nope. But you know what’s REALLY WEIRD?? During the battle…Papyrus’ mouth doesn’t even move. watch a playthrough again….i’m right. 

During Papyrus’ date he moves, his mouth moves, his expression changes, he’s very active. 

But in his battle? Nothing. A statue. It’s like there’s a cardboard cut out of Papyrus.  Papyrus, the most active charecter in undertale not moving a mother fucking inch. 

Blink Motherfucker.

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B I T C H .

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its 2019 time to update this but not acutally change any of the prices!

except now, i’m actually quite good at paintings

will not draw nsfw

if you want a specific style you know i do you can ask for it!!

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Happy ass day

Thanks for reminding me to tweet at Ye

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Escape

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The Holy Trinity

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Great

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It’d be pretty dark but understandable if the Magic School Bus had a twist where it turned out Ms. Frizzle was just putting LSD into the kids’ lunches for all those years

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the chocolate fountain bird was the funniest thing that will ever happen on tumblr. people spent so much time arguing over whether or not the gifs were real and we got that CLASSIC copypasta out of it but the ultimate punchline was that no one recognized the gifs for days because they were from adam sandler’s jack and jill (which had just come out) and no one fucking saw that movie

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Hey, what if fighters changed based on the spirits they’ve equipped

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If we’re all going down I'm going the way I lived, making shitty memes in the face of peril.

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K so I’ve combined my drawings of the original eight dressed up all fancy-like :D

I’ll be posting Captain Falcon and Jigglypuff soon, and you can find the individual artworks here: 

01. Mario 02. Donkey Kong 03. Link 04. Samus 05. Yoshi 06. Kirby 07. Fox 08. Pikachu

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i had the best human interaction of all time last night. i was sitting at a bar eating an appetizer and this guy comes up to order a drink and stares at my food and comments how good it looks. when i am drunk i use the word bitch like it is a comma, i plug it into any space in a sentence possible. so naturally the first thing i say to this stranger is, “go ahead and take one, bitch.”

he looks SO shocked and taken aback and goes “what did you just say? how do you know my name?” so i sit there for a moment trying to figure out what the fuck he is talking about, and then go, “…. bitch?” and he looks so relieved and tells me his name is mitch.

i cannot stop thinking about this. oh my god. imagine going into a bar and someone you know for a fact youve never met approaches you and says “go ahead and take one, mitch.” im cracking the fuck up. he looked like he thought this was the fucking truman show

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Reddit with the meaningful Phantom Knight Pharah commentary.

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Concept: Widowmaker, but she visited a chiropractor.