magniloquent-raven
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28 | they/them | queer | hazel1706 on ao3 | if you've ever sent me a fic request/headcanon pls know that i appreciate the hell outta you ๐งก
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There is no Love on that island
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I cannot get over those long-snout dog breeds that really do that nose thing. Like there's something interesting to sniff a little bit to the side, but not interesting enough to turn your whole head to sniff, and they just go
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ever since i was a child i knew i wanted to get overinvested in "bad victims" in every form of media and get my heart broken by their endings over and over and over again
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โThe oldest olive tree in the world located on the island of Crete. It is estimated to be as over 3,000 years old and still produces olives.โ
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๐ฃ๏ธ๐ข PUT THAT MAN IN LACE UNDERWEAR.
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no more "wise lesbian who just exists in the story to give sage advice to her gay friend about getting with another man" trope. its time for "lesbian who THINKS she's wise giving what she THINKS is sage advice but she is wrong. she is wrong. she is wrong. this is the worst advice anyone has ever seen, holy shit, how do you live like this? and suddenly her friend realizes he's gained a whole new understanding of why her love life is such an active dumpster fire at any given time"
#omg pls ๐#bff who knows all sees all and does all the work getting the main pairing together#is the bane of my existence#i will take a best friend who has good intentions but is ultimately another obstacle#over that#any day#pls write women who have their own shit going on i stg ๐๐
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Isn't it fucking insane that so many people think that IQs are real. Like people genuinely believe you are born with one set level of intelligence that can be measured on a scale from 1 to ~200. As if intelligence wasn't extremely nuanced and completely subjective. And the fact that the majority of scientists that have advocated for IQ tests in the past have been eugenicists doesn't seem to concern anyone either
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I know Iโm really late to this fandom, but Mordin singing Gilbert and Sullivan in Mass Effect 2 is one of the best things in any video game ever.
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I love that opera sits in this limbo where it's extremely well-known but not really beyond a surface level recognition, so you get commercials for makeup or whatever to the tune of the I Hate Women So Much It's Unreal aria
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working with little kids is so dangerous. you get one kid who has a unique way of speaking & then spend the rest of your life with an internal monologue like โmeโs go bathroom?โ
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