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why u takin himb roumd??!?

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i want. a cicada on one arm and a crayfish on the other

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wanted to share my favorite tiktok

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*bursts from hole under roots, grinning with a maw full of sharp teeth An exemplary model of social interaction which we should all be fortunate to emulate someday! I can only hope for such an auspicious occurrence to befall me! *withdraws; a curtain of foliage falls back over the hole, concealing it from sight

Hissed n lunged at a man like a raccoon 2day cause I got frightened when one came up behind me like “haha which brand do you use 😏” while I was crouched on the floor looking at tampons but then he took off running and (also like a raccoon) that made me view him further as prey so I chased him for a bit until I remembered that is not how we act in public so I simply purchased my tampons, flintstones vitamins, and tall boy of grape soda and went on my way

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How come semi trucks in Europe look like “toot toot :)” and in North America they look like “HONK HOOOOOOOONK >:|”

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Glow, No.2 Ongoing series. Just finished a few days ago.,

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EHeheheheh *skitters gleefully back into cave*

take my mermaid quiz boy

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*pets you gently so as not to damage your slime coat*

did you know that petting me is free? you can pet me anytime and it's totally free

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STUDIO GHIBLI + FLOWERS

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Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

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Know your insect antennae!

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NEEED to have a lifelong creative partnership.. and if it gets a little homoerotic.. well I guess that would be okay too !

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Now THIS is a healthy work environment!

Cat is doing all the hard work tbh

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| blushing phantom butterfly

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Yes...... "wisely" >.>

This post is for ladies only. If you are a guy, GET out of here.

I bestow upon you this dagger. It is an ancient dagger. Use it wisely.

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some thoughts on the Repo game

I've been enjoying playing Repo a great deal, lately. It fulfills something primal in me which yearns for collecting trinkets and wedging myself into dark crevices to hide from predators (with friends!). And sometimes you get to throw gnomes around. Truly a game for goblins.