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Actually more distressing than the too-big hairband is the fact Anthony's stopped pulling his socks all the way up under his shorts. Who even is he anymore
#I wont lie#I had my money on his next fashion change being a retro style tucking his shirt into his shorts#so im disappointed its just the socks#hes really trying to untwink himself to compensate for his hair#anthony gordon#football
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real talk i have become a problem recently. the hospital wanted my fingerprint and i said no. the receptionist was like: but its such a convenient way to check in! and i said ok i dont want you to have my biometric data. and she was so baffled. i said, can you not check me in using an id card?
well of course but dont you want to provide your biometric data for your convenience?
nope thanks!
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When it’s Anthony’s turn for the braincell but he wasn’t invited to the meeting
#for legal reasons this is a joke and a bad pause frame#but also they do give the impression of when they’re together they forget any of them have braincells#individually? absolutely fine#collectively? they’re hit with the very spirit of young british lad culture#you’d leave those three alone in a room for an hour and come back to find theyve developed an elaborate game#that involves shouting slapping and partial nudity
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#legitimately hes always so happy to look at his friends#tino livramento#elliot anderson#football#england nt
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#I know hes just looking at the game as a whole#but it does look like hes annoyed its rice throwing balls and not him#tino livramento#england nt#football
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is there any setting on here that woiuld make it so only you can reply to my posts
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The Coffeyville Daily Journal, Kansas, April 30, 1896
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Ngl those Tino forehead comments made me nostalgic about my teen years in the k-pop fandom 🤭. So many singers back then had the same bowlcut-ish haircut as Tino has rn.
The power of a hairstyle that shows off a guy's forehead has changed lives and should never be underestimated 🙂↕️🙂↕️
- musketino anon
Thing is I say I get excited by the prospect of Tino’s forehead but I know the day he decides to take the piss and use one of Anthony’s hairbands to hold that colossal fringe of his back will be the day my soul departs my body. Peak “be careful what you wish for”
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Sorry for ever laughing at all the repressed Victorian men who nutted over the suggestion of an ankle. When I see Tino’s forehead I get it. I get it.
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#not to sound like a deranged slut but I love when you can see his forehead#football#tino livramento
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youre trying to get in her dms. shes going nonverbal in my lap getting her head pet
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everyone is meeting me in the grotto
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Tuchel saying Elliot was nervous at the start of camp and Elliot himself saying he can be quiet around new groups of people—that’s my baby brother there and I’m so happy he’s pushed through to thrive
#scottish blooded geordie forced to move to the east midlands for work?#I know it I understand it I hope he’s found the Geordie burger bar in Notts that serves you chips on Tyne bridge printed paper#football
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Anyways highlight of that game was Rice going for a throw-in and a bibbed up benched Tino standing behind him thinking that should be his yeet like 😶🧍🏻♂️😶🧍🏻♂️
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