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Ceramics rules so hard. If you're careful you can use that bowl for one thousand years.
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gambling with angels is easy. they can't lie but they have addictive personalities; it's easy to clean them out then make them divulge secrets about the business of heaven to call your bets. my dad used to say "hey, watch this" and summon angels to play poker with him with a sort of bone flute he inherited from his grandpa, and they'd be holding horseshit and still want to call him. i'm talking "raise on a two pair" level bad at it, but they couldn't stop trying to win. my dad taught me all the secret names of God before i was out of grade school and i would use them to curse my enemies so they came down with leprosy. you can cure leprosy these days but it still sucks, especially for a child. but they had it coming for pissing me off
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“I wish I could be a boy” You can
“I wish I could penetrate but I don’t have a penis” There’s a surgery for that
“I want to piss standing up” The surgery does that too, but also have you heard of an STP device? You should look into those
“I like the effects testosterone could give me but what if people think I’m ugly after I start” would you rather be happy and ugly or beautiful and miserable
“I want to cut my hair short and look more like a guy but everyone is begging me to not cut my hair” bestie, it’s your hair and they can go fuck themselves
“I wish I was born a boy” The best time to plant a tree was ten years ago, the second best time is today
“I wish I was a boy” I have great news for you
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pope francis it is your moral obligation to make the entire ocean holy water. the devil cannot be allowed to surf
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