maip--macrothorax
maip--macrothorax
Faggotry, Bullshit, Tomfoolery
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"The stars fight against us, my friend."
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maip--macrothorax · 2 hours ago
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"the 5th celebrity you have saved on your phone -" you and i live in vastly different worlds
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maip--macrothorax · 2 hours ago
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runs around in circles
DOCTORS DOCTORS I LOVE DOCTORS
DOCTORS AWESOME DOCTORS SO COOL but yknow what's better. Doctor v surgeon 18th-19th century class distinction and prejudice
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maip--macrothorax · 3 hours ago
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YEAH IT IS OH AWESOME
There's a fucked up doctor in it too and quite a few medically gorey scenes, I'll also give a trigger warning for (multiple) suicides because erm that does happen
You should watch The Terror because in the first episode there's an autopsy and it's really yucky and cool. Bone saw awesome I love bone saw
OIUHHH THATS THE ONE WITH THE COOL GUYS ON THE SHIP???? Yes, coincidentally i was planning to watch that whenever my family quits hoarding the tv :D
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maip--macrothorax · 4 hours ago
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Love how she was all carefree then skipped right over angry and went all the way to Dark Souls miniboss
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maip--macrothorax · 4 hours ago
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hey everyone i have a commissions site now !
puhlease go look at my artistree -> https://artistree.io/bamb00zle and support me there ^_^
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wahoo
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maip--macrothorax · 4 hours ago
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Sorry I'm obsessed with them
”what them fingers do” cut people open
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maip--macrothorax · 5 hours ago
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maip--macrothorax · 5 hours ago
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Happy pride month to my dad. When I came out as bi to him, this man googled what it ment, look at me and said "ohh. Yeah. You get that from me. You'd have far more siblings of I only shaged women." And went right back to his work emails.
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maip--macrothorax · 5 hours ago
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i actually never ever want AO3 to be censored bc nothing is more fun than reading the tags on a fic and going “huh. didn’t know there was a market for that.”
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maip--macrothorax · 6 hours ago
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[scrolling through a fandom tag] wrong. wrong. incomprehensibly wrong. wrong but harmless. nice style and color palette but I don't care about that ship. mildly entertaining liveblog update. they whitewashed my girl :( . good joke, reblog. wro--well that's my mutual so I will politely look away. fifteen posts in a row by an innocent rp blog that I don't have the heart to block. take I agree with but op was annoying about it. chapter twenty-eight of a longfic wip. !! GOOD POST !!, instafollowed. bot. technically correctly tagged but uses this acronym for something completely different. museum worthy art piece by a sixteen-year-old from the philippines. wrong. wrong but in a new and exciting way that provokes thought.
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maip--macrothorax · 6 hours ago
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i dont care if mondays blue. tuesday coo and wednesday coo. thursday yea im gonna coo it's friday im a dove
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maip--macrothorax · 6 hours ago
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I remember when Ependa said "My Blud draws pretty pussies" infront of me and Rex and I wanted to blow out my eardrums
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maip--macrothorax · 6 hours ago
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i'm CERTAIN you'll have answered this somewhere, but i can't find it so i'll have to ask. is there a particular way of purchasing your debut that benefits you more than others in any way? I have no idea how you get paid for your work as an author, but i know it can be a minefield with creative careers.
thanks for your time, and i'm SO mega happy that you're getting your life back now, to actually live. i'm in awe of what you've acheived in the midst of so much, with so few answers, for so long.
super fucking excited for sir cameron!!!!!
I’ve been saying “lol I dunno” whenever people ask but yesterday I learned that THERE IS AN ANSWER!
it’s actually kinda interesting. so if you pre-order on most bookstore websites (indigo, waterstones, etc) the sales don’t get tabulated right away. when the book is actually released, in the first week of sales, THEN those pre-order sales are counted. so you can have slow but steady pre-order sales that get lumped together into an explosive first week, which makes your book look like a best-seller.
whereas with Amazon, the sale counts rights away. so if you have a good day of pre-order sales, it’ll boost the book for that day, and then come back down.
SO: the best place to pre-order is any site that isn’t Amazon. but tbh, it probably doesn’t matter that much and you should just go with whatever is most convenient for you :) and also thank you so much!
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maip--macrothorax · 14 hours ago
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I need to talk about this.
Misha, I think you're a brilliant actor, I love supernatural. But sometimes you really don't know what you're talking about.
This post needs some context. It was posted at 22.6.25 (yesterday) - just a few days after Trump bombed the three nuclear sites in Iran. Now, don't get me wrong, I am not a Trump supporter in any way. This isn't about him.
Now, I'm not only talking about him. This is a message to all of ya'll who think he's right.
The point is that that post is condemning America for the decision to bomb Iran. Iran, or the IRGC, who have publicly stated their intent to bring the destruction of America (and Israel). The IRGC, who had for years illegally continued in research and development of nuclear weapons. The IRGC, who supported and funded terrorist organizations like Hamas and Hezbollah for years.
Which, I'm sorry, but What The Fuck.
You say you don't want war. You don't think it's a good idea to bomb a country into stopping creating bombs as self defence. But that's not what Iran is doing.
Iran wants to build nuclear weapons. That's not the fucking same. That's not "using bombs to defend themselves". That's a nice and easy way to annihilate a country, like they were saying they were going to do, without facing consequences, 'cuz the rest of the world is terrified they're going to do it to them.
(Or worse, inciting another world war. I don't think we would want that either)
the current Iranian government is not only dangerous to America and Israel, it's also oppressing it's own people. Ever since the Iranian Revolution in 1979, which resulted in the rising of Khomeini to power, the regime had oppressed its citizens and violated their human rights countless times. Try to remember the protests for Mahsa Amini that everyone talked about not so long ago. Have you all forgotten what the IRGC is capable of?
Of course, I hope the people of Iran will be free of the oppressive government. I hope this will end with as little civilian casualties as possible. But that post isn't about them.
Misha, I assume you were talking about America attacking Iran - because you always conveniently ignored Israel when it came to anything political - but. America didn't just bomb civilian areas. They attacked, very specifically, only nuclear sites. There were no civilian casualties. This wasn't America saying Iran couldn't have any bombs at all, it was trying to make sure they didn't have nuclear weapons. I really, really hope you see why no one would want that.
On a slightly different topic, I have something else to say.
So you don't want war. Okay. You don't think it's a good idea to bomb a country to convince them they don't need bombs to defend themselves.
Interesting.
Hamas and Hezbollah - Iranian proxies, as I'm (not so) sure you know - have threatened Israel for decades now. They are terrorist organizations. They have had a lot of bombs they were more that willing to send against Israel, many times against Israeli civilians and civilian areas.
Israel had been forced to develop an exceptional defence system - Iron Dome, the Arrow system, etc. - in order to protect itself from those threats. In a way, Israel is the perfect example that bombing a country won't convince them that they don't need bombs to defend themselves. But did you ever say anything about that? No?
On October 7, 2023, Hamas had entered Israel, kidnapped more than two hundred people and murdered more than a thousand. Most of the dead were civilians. 50 hostages are still in Gaza. We don't even know how many of them are alive.
But let's see, Misha, what did you say about them? What did you say when all these people were killed and kidnapped?
Oh, right. You didn't.
If you really wanted "No More War", supporting countries that want exactly the opposite maybe isn't such a great idea. And if you don't know what you're talking about, you really should just shut up and find something you know better to talk about.
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maip--macrothorax · 15 hours ago
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maip--macrothorax · 15 hours ago
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still so funny to me that gross has another meaning besides icky and is used seriously all the time. your gross annual income. your disgusting nasty amount of money you earn the whole year. pathetic
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