petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’
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Maddie: Admit it, you like Eddie!
Buck: What!? No, I don't!
Buck: I mean am I attracted to him? Sure.
Buck: Do my days feel better when I'm around him? Yes.
Buck: Does he get me in ways that no other person has? Indubitably.
Buck: Do I fantasize about him? Yes, but only in like, four positions.
Buck: And look, am I the type of idiot who would fall in love with his best friend? Of course!
Buck: But do I LIKE Eddie!? ABSOLUTELY NOT.
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Reblogging would be a great help, but don’t feel pressured to
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13 year old Christopher Diaz: bitches will just leave you anyway 🙄✋
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Fuck It Friday
I was tagged by @smallandalmosthonest who is trying to murder all of us with their "Eddie keeps walking in on Buck and Tommy having thee nastiest sex" fic.
I am in rarepair hell, I do admit, but I also hope to actually finish the two Buddie fics I've been promising so, have a snippet from The Gang Plays D&D*:
Of course, Atton’s an idiot, so it takes Chim’s character Hae-in pointing it out for Atton to realize he’s got a crush.
“So,” Hae-in says when Atton’s just stabbed a guy a few more times than necessary because the asshole jumped Imbolc, “are you ever going to tell him that you dream of kissing him under the moonlight or are poor underpaid knockoff assassins going to just keep suffering for your pent-up sexual frustration?”
“I don’t have any pent-up sexual frustration,” Atton replies, stabbing the corpse one more time just for the hell of it.
“Sure you don’t, buddy.”
I can’t believe it took Atton that long to realize, Eddie texts Buck later on, clearly amused.
Yeah, Buck texts back, his stomach weirdly in knots. What can I say, the guy’s high Intelligence and low Wisdom.
Who the hell is even writing. Um. @buckttommy and @princessfbi catch! *throws the hot potato at you*
*not the actual title, actual title pending
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Hey can we queers please remember that the rural queer experience has unique challenges thanks
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Someone, anyone, everyone: So where do I watch X?
Me: Um.
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This is what happened when a fanfic site is profit driven. Wattpad sucks 😞
The email from Wattpad is so condescending imagine pressuring writers to update and work while they are doing it for free and fun. Also the discovery? Algorithm? Of Wattpad looks like a stressful popularity contest 😑
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I— huh!??? Oliver??!??? hello!?????
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local woman who claimed she will "cross that bridge when she comes to it" arrives at said bridge
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