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i thought i'd have to shuffle things around to get this scheduled for monday but I DIDN'T. we love morgan monday here
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Found a folder on my drive called "in case of emergency" was totally ready for it to be some mentally ill thing i did years ago or whatever but i opened it up and it was the full 1993 Live Action Super Mario Brothers Movie
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TAKO LUKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA 😫
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Also I tried making scalemates for the first time ever. They’re kinda fucked up but I tried. I don’t normally sew such complex things. The most action my needle and thread sees is a loose button or a plushy with a popped seam.
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Dear necromancers, why would you bother summoning human corpses when dinosaurs are an option
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I genuinely think it’s so cute how Dusknoir blatantly copies Grovyle’s speech patterns because let’s face it, he’s never used the word “guys” ever.
#love when characters do shit like this#this moment also has the vibes of like. Dusknoir post getting unexpectedly smashed in the head with a solid chunk of ice like.#trying to talk while fighting off a concussion#Grovyle (grass type against five ice types): hey so how injured are you cause I'm gonna need help against these guys#dusknoir (very clearly Not Good): I'm perfectly- ugh-fine. These-these guys don't stand a chance against us.#Grovyle: Hm. He sounds like a normal guy. that's probably not good.
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baby 🍼
#confession: I did just get back from a sushi bar after some wine and I did think he was a sushi#i saw him and thought ''oh yummy I wanna slurp that'' and then realized.... he is not sushi..... he is naught but a little baby.......
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I wonder if “we have to torture this special character. in the lab facility. with secret science.” is an interest all 12-year-old children share or were we just the generation exposed to Maximum Ride
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the secret to kirby lore is no one knows anything, nearly almost everything is up to interpretation, and youtube theorists who claim theyve got it all figured out are lying to you.
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Black Butler (2014) jumpscare
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Your regular reminder that trickle-down economics is a cruel joke designed by the wealthy.
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I had to get this out or else I was gonna explode
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