majesticfaba

[majesticfaba]

'Hey Papa Faba!' *boops nose and runs away giggling*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

(He is… unaccustomed to being… ‘booped’, and decides to respond to this confusion with anger).

Bwagh?! Why, you little— 💢💢

(Aaaand, Doctor’s gone. He sighs grumpily).

[majesticfaba]

// Just an fyi. I might try out a new tagging system, where I tag specific usernames/characters… so people can look up their specific rp threads with mine.

… 5 years into doing rp/ask blogs and I’m still learning the best way to organise things lmao

[majesticfaba]

(Oh, he did. He did. Far too late.

The smell lingered in the room for months).

I felt like sending you a glitter bomb. Enjoy

A…

Ack— AUGH!! Aiyeeeeee! No— no, no!!

(His house is ruined)

[majesticfaba]

(Weeping pathetically, kneeling on the floor… spooning glitter off his expensive carpet with his bare hands)

I felt like sending you a glitter bomb. Enjoy

A…

Ack— AUGH!! Aiyeeeeee! No— no, no!!

(His house is ruined)

[majesticfaba]

I felt like sending you a glitter bomb. Enjoy

A…

Ack— AUGH!! Aiyeeeeee! No— no, no!!

(His house is ruined)

[majesticfaba]

Felt like sending a kiss to you

Well. You are hardly alone in experiencing such a feeling…~ I am well aware of the charms that a man of my station naturally possesses…

But, I simply can not accept! I have a lover, I’ll have you know… oh, the woes of being universally desired…

[majesticfaba]

Yes. Um. Hm.

(Is having a crisis. He might need to go lie down for a bit).

'Look, papa Faba! I made a plushie for you! I was thinking about Kalos, cause people have been talking about it a ton, and those dogs they have their are super pretty!'

*Doctor showed off a small, handsewn plushie of a Furfrou, with pink and blue bows braided into its fluffy coat*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

For— for me?

(Taking it… he inspects it for a moment, seemingly enjoying just holding the soft plushie.

Then he stops and narrows his eyes suspiciously).

…Why give this to me?

[majesticfaba]

(Faba balks. Love? Him?

He tries to form some kind of uncaring response, but finds he can’t. He just sort of… nods, looking a bit lost, and continues to stare at the plushie).

…Thank… you…?

'Look, papa Faba! I made a plushie for you! I was thinking about Kalos, cause people have been talking about it a ton, and those dogs they have their are super pretty!'

*Doctor showed off a small, handsewn plushie of a Furfrou, with pink and blue bows braided into its fluffy coat*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

For— for me?

(Taking it… he inspects it for a moment, seemingly enjoying just holding the soft plushie.

Then he stops and narrows his eyes suspiciously).

…Why give this to me?

[majesticfaba]

(His voice reaches a glass shattering pitch—)

That— the ONLY reason I put you in that net in the first place was because YOU had been terrorising me!! 💢

Insolent brat! It would do you well to stop meddling in adults’ business!! SOME of us have important jobs to do!

(I have come to bully him again. /silly)

(All of Faba's left shoes are missing. The files in his office are messed up. There could only be one culprit for this...)

(HE’S SO STRESSED—- he’s already running late for work!! What’s all THIS chaos?!

He makes a muffled screaming sound and stamps on the ground a few times… before utterly deflating).

What have I done to deserve this… 💧

[majesticfaba]

(Faba’s fists are clenching and unclenching by his sides— almost as if he’s imagining wringing Yuri’s neck…)

A few things.

(His teeth are gritted so hard his jaw is quivering).

We can do this the easy way, or the hard way, demon. I shall do you the good graces of asking first: where. Are. My. BOOTS?

(It’s worth mentioning that his voice is way too shrill to be intimidating).

(I have come to bully him again. /silly)

(All of Faba's left shoes are missing. The files in his office are messed up. There could only be one culprit for this...)

(HE’S SO STRESSED—- he’s already running late for work!! What’s all THIS chaos?!

He makes a muffled screaming sound and stamps on the ground a few times… before utterly deflating).

What have I done to deserve this… 💧

[majesticfaba]

(As Coda talks, Faba’s expression slowly goes from skeptical, to deeply disturbed).

…

….. Did you really have to go into such detail?

(He shudders—)

Just a “I’m planning to assassinate him” would have sufficed…

Attempting to plan a vacation with Colress is a logistical nightmare. He’s banned from several regions, is on a no-fly list…

and just when I thought I had found a suitable location for a get-away we cannot travel there either— because apparently, in that region, there’s an entire cult that wants him dead. How silly of me for not anticipating such a thing!! 💢💢

Humphhhh.

The things I put up with.

[majesticfaba]

(He’ll find the bed later, likely after work when the mattress has absorbed the milk and been ruined forever. What a shame.

For now, he’s desperately hunting for a left shoe… crawling around on the floor and looking under every chair and table).

Rotten, foul, contemptuous creature… (mutter mutter) when I get my hands on them…

(I have come to bully him again. /silly)

(All of Faba's left shoes are missing. The files in his office are messed up. There could only be one culprit for this...)

(HE’S SO STRESSED—- he’s already running late for work!! What’s all THIS chaos?!

He makes a muffled screaming sound and stamps on the ground a few times… before utterly deflating).

What have I done to deserve this… 💧

[majesticfaba]

(He’s crossed his arms, tapping his fingers impatiently).

And? Get to your point.

Attempting to plan a vacation with Colress is a logistical nightmare. He’s banned from several regions, is on a no-fly list…

and just when I thought I had found a suitable location for a get-away we cannot travel there either— because apparently, in that region, there’s an entire cult that wants him dead. How silly of me for not anticipating such a thing!! 💢💢

Humphhhh.

The things I put up with.

[majesticfaba]

(I have come to bully him again. /silly)

(All of Faba's left shoes are missing. The files in his office are messed up. There could only be one culprit for this...)

(HE’S SO STRESSED—- he’s already running late for work!! What’s all THIS chaos?!

He makes a muffled screaming sound and stamps on the ground a few times… before utterly deflating).

What have I done to deserve this… 💧

[majesticfaba]

*SCREAMS VERY LOUDLY* AAAAAAA

(COVERS HIS EARS)

WHY?! STOP AT ONCE! 💢💢

[majesticfaba]

'Look, papa Faba! I made a plushie for you! I was thinking about Kalos, cause people have been talking about it a ton, and those dogs they have their are super pretty!'

*Doctor showed off a small, handsewn plushie of a Furfrou, with pink and blue bows braided into its fluffy coat*

(@ask-doctor-ditto)

For— for me?

(Taking it… he inspects it for a moment, seemingly enjoying just holding the soft plushie.

Then he stops and narrows his eyes suspiciously).

…Why give this to me?

[majesticfaba]

(He’s squinting at it suspiciously).

And just what am I meant to do with this?

Attempting to plan a vacation with Colress is a logistical nightmare. He’s banned from several regions, is on a no-fly list…

and just when I thought I had found a suitable location for a get-away we cannot travel there either— because apparently, in that region, there’s an entire cult that wants him dead. How silly of me for not anticipating such a thing!! 💢💢

Humphhhh.

The things I put up with.