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animal crossing hangman ^_^

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Let's block traffic with mama!

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AEW REVOLUTION (mar. 5, 2023) ⛓️⛓️⛓️ AEW DYNAMITE (jun. 25, 2025)

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whatever you call them... they have assembled.

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I wish they could invent a medical device that temporarily transfers your symptoms and pain to the doctor treating you and it worked like a shock collar. “I think light exercise would-.” and then bam they’re rolling around the floor clutching their stomach in agony and dry heaving.

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Frank Zappa — 1974 (Finland TV)

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I didn’t miss that social cue I just thought it was stupid 

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speedy with kitten

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the two genders: Heel and Babyface

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Why isn't "too scary" a good enough reason to never drive a car

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Keanu Reeves as John Wick in John Wick (2014)

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? varric we're at the fucking beach

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something vindictive but ultimately harmless I do at work is that if you’re at my register and you’re rude to me and you pay with cash I am finding the most disgusting desolate fucked up unspeakable coin I can to give to you. oh you were mean to me? you’re getting the yucky nickel bitch

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behind every late diagnosed neurodivergent person is a parent who has absolutely nothing going on at all don't worry about it