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I'm going to say it. The (word in parentheses) meme is way better for tone indication than tone indicators

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that's a happy ending, kindness in action can do some good here and there.

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LET me on the bed i promise i wont lay on top of you and squish u under my big dog weight please ple please please let me up i promise i'll lay only on a fair amount of bed for me and not take up all the space :3 please pleas (lying)

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this tweet is literally never not on my mind

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can somebody who is really good at assassinating please just try their best

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love saying "question mark?" out loud when I'm talking about something i'm unsure of

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"you don't owe anyone anything" You are a tar pit. Speak for yourself. I personally owe the cafe employees my dishes put away and my friends a listening ear and small scared insects a cup and a gentle trip outside. Hyperindividualism is a rancid infection borne of capitalism and willfully misinterpreted therapyspeak and I will defy it by continuing to be kind regardless of whether or not it benefits me personally

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"you can use ai to improve spelling and grammar"

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every now and then I am reminded to my great chagrin that my mother is funnier than I am

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It’s so infuriating that teen smoking rates were at an all time low in the US and we were on track to basically eradicate smoking and nicotine addiction in teens like it was flat out uncool to smoke and then They came out with nicotine injector flash drives that light up and taste like cotton candy. And have lead in them.

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All monsters are hot, but make the one penetrating a trans woman, or the one being penetrated a trans man? Make the reader or monster genderqueer or intersex in general? That’s even hotter. I love seeing my community represented in the monsters as well as the reader that can see themselves in the monster and relate to being ostracized. It makes it feel more real and it breaks up the monotony of monster stories by throwing in some surprises with how the sex scenes play out.

Give me fae you straight up don’t know how to gender because they switch their looks and sex characteristics at random, give me trans vampires and werewolves who accepted being turned because it gave them supernatural strength that demands respect, give me aliens and cryptids that don’t abide by the societal standards of sex or gender in general and can fuck however they damn well please. And make all of them cherish the trans and/or intersex reader, make them find their uniqueness hot enough to do something about it. I will happily write this pairing dynamic over and over and inhale any stories that do the same.

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I feel hurt and very betrayed. I’m not fucking surprised in the slightest though. And to add to your insult of “trying to relate”:

“I remember being a single mother of three—“

First and fucking foremost, bitch I’m married??? Your fucked up life does not resonate nor reflect anything in my own life. Being black with babies does not mean I HAVE to struggle, I have support in all directions.

I feel there’s a special place in hell for people who go out their way to make new mother’s feel trapped or cornered in a job when coming back from maternity leave. A VERY special ring of hell.

That just killed my last bit of trust in older southern white women. You’re all the same. I rescind every ounce of kindness, encouragement, and protection I EVER gave you— you raggedy bitch

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Hi Pooka-Dragon~! I have a question about Wrabbit. Ya see, shark week is here and I’m curious how he’d care for his partner if she was going through her monthly? Would he engage in cuddles, aromatherapy baths and other things? Some ladies out there have it okay, it’s a bad monthly for me.

Hello there, hatchling!

And yeah, oof, shark week ain’t fun for me either. Sorry that you’re hurting at the moment, sending loves and positive vibes.

I’m gonna add more into this below just in case so let’s see how this maniac of a rabbit man will react.

- Obviously he would be not only confused because his nose (I know it’s a mask, but I think it heightens his senses a little, especially hearing and smelling) would smell blood and immediately gets concern.

-He hasn’t been around for some time since he was with the Makaians for so many years so he’s unsure how the woman’s nature really works. So obviously he’s panicking that you’re hurt. But he doesn’t see where the blood is coming from.

-But once you explain that it’s a once a month thing that you have to deal with, he’ll relax. But he will study more on this.

-Once he has full knowledge of it, he’s in protective mode.

-He will have tea ready to help with the headache and pain along with some small sweets. (Seriously I still have a whole case of Reese’s Cups because I work at a warehouse and they help a lot)

-If it’s one where it’s a very bad day, he’ll have a heat pad ready and be close just in case.

-He’ll also have an herbal bath ready for you as well, but he gives you privacy if you request it.

-But if you ask to just to be near, this rabbit man is blushing red.

-He’s a gentleman so he tries to make sure that you have some decency and privacy, but he’s trying his best to accommodate you. But he’ll hold your hand while you soak in the bath.

-He will still look away when you say you want to get out and hands you a towel without looking at you to give you privacy. His ears are just flat against his head while blushing.

-Want to have cuddles? He will gladly do so. He will let you rest against him or be a little spoon when he holds you from behind.

-He’ll also let you pet his head and ears if you wanted to. (I’m also canonning that this man is touched starve) if it’ll help you not think about the cramps.

-Once the monthly cramps are near gone, he’ll be asking if there was anything he could do or help you. He can sense that it was fading away, but he has to be sure.

-If it’s one of those months were the cramps are horrible, he’ll hold you close. If none of the stuff he had was working, he’ll be at lost of what to do.

-So all he could do was hold you close and be near. Will let you cry on his shoulder if you need to. He’ll have heated blankets and heat pads on you to help with the cramping but stays close.

-Will hold your hand and (if you request it) rub your stomach to help with the pain.

-Once the cramps are all done, he’ll be more ready the next time it happens.

-He’ll have a calendar and write down the dates and calculate when the next time on the month will happen and get the necessary items for it.

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I want to write. I have ideas. I open document. I type four of the worst sentences ever created in the english language. I daydream the rest of the scene. I close document.

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maybe this time picking at Textures on my skin will lead to being silky smooth

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Me, age 10, doing an essay on the pharaoh’s curse for school: huh. So this archeologist that died and everyone thought it was because he disturbed the pharaoh’s tomb actually died because he used a rusty razor to shave and it infected a mosquito bite. I can see how people could come to that conclusion, but it is a bit silly

Me, today, shaving my mosquito bite-ridden legs: I must tread carefully lest I incur the pharaoh’s wrath