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Okay I Drink Juice And You Are My Lawyer Now

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Laurie Spiegel - Improvisation on a ‘concerto generator’ - 1977

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when ur hanging out in ur apartment u’ve got some candles lit ur feeling good u’ve had 8 glasses of wine then down in the street u hear two beautiful boys skateboarding or doing flips or something so u invite them up and they say where’s the bed and they ask if they can sit on the bed and u tell them sure but the sheets are expensive japanese linen and they tell u they’re not even soft:

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The neural network has bad ingredient ideas

I’m training a neural network to generate recipes based on a database of about 30,000 examples, and one great (not great?) thing about it is it comes up with new ingredients that I’m pretty sure aren’t in the list:

1 ½ teaspoon chicken brown water 1 teaspoon dry chopped leaves 1/3 cup shallows 10 oz brink custard ¼ cup bread liquid 2 cup chopped pureiped sauce ½ cup baconfroots ¼ teaspoon brown leaves ½ cup vanilla pish and sours ½ cup white pistry sweet craps 1 tablespoon mold water ¼ teaspoon paper 1 cup dried chicken grisser 15 cup dried bottom of peats ¼ teaspoon finely grated ruck

And this is a thing that it came up with repeatedly for some reason, and was quite adamant that I use:

1 cup plaster cheese

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「あおちゃん、あかを探す。」

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Bees

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ANGEL OLSEN : POPS

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Ken Price

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Jenny Slate photographed by Zoey Grossman for Tidal Magazine

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Sonic The Hedge Hog I Am You Biggest Fan Just Hop Right Down Into My Hole Please Step Right Over Here Careful Careful Come On In I Got To Show You Samthing

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a sufjan stevens album but every time you cry it gets faster :/

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