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I am legally obligated to protect this gummy turtle in Major Leafs honor

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Apparently this needs to be said so

Forgetting things is morally neutral! Memory issues are morally neutral!

You're not a bad person if you...

forget things quickly

forget people

can't remember entire stages of your life

can't remember important things

can remember some things very well and forget other things all the time

can't remember things (or anything!) about your interests

forget to eat, sleep, go to the bathroom, etc

forget to reply to texts

remember things and immediately forget them again

can't remember birthdays, events, etc

frequently answer 'I forgot' to questions

can't retain new information

forget things you used to know

only remember things when it's too late

have vague, distorted and/or unreliable memories

depend on others to know how an event you were in played out

have other symptoms that are worsened by memory issues and vice versa

... and anything else I might have missed!

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The tortoise investigation committee

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Major Leaf Approves

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These Western pond turtles want you to shellebrate yourself this week, because you’re turtlely awesome! 💚🐢💚

📷 Thank you to staff member Kayla for melting our hearts with this photo!

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Major Leaf when Penny takes him to class with her.

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(via)

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Tortoise by Yoshitoku

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Turdle

Step right up, three coins per entry! This week we have here for you darling patrons:

flapflaps

violence

pancake

paperweight

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Hi Major Leaf!! ❤️❤️❤️

Hello!!!!!! So happy you stopped by to say hello!

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To any James haters out their Major Leaf says do not talk to me or my son or my sons son or my sons sons son ever again.

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Everyone look at my turtle lamp and weep for how precious he is

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Day 531: 🐢 & ❇️

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They see me rolling