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Why would someone post that horrific image when he's just a friendly smiling little guy?

i hope i never ever ever see this image while im high or it will also straight up kill me. it would make me so scared my skeleton would run away And id be a boneless scared heap on the ground

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Wait THAT'S the image they commented it on?

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““We need a strong Republican Party,” former House speaker Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) told me Wednesday. She was serious — and she was right. I did not share the GOP’s philosophy, back when it had one. But I’ve always believed that progressive ideas are sharper, and progressive policies more effective, when they are challenged by thoughtful conservative ideas and policies. Right now, we have one center-left political party — the Democrats — and one flaming hot mess of ego, resentment and paranoia. It’s going to be a long two years.”

— GOP House is being undermined by MAGA extremists

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The driver as a metric fuckton of hagfish is about to slime their car.

Did you guys ever see the car that got into an accident with a truck carrying hagfish

Can you even imagine being this person. Imagine you call your insurance and tell them you got in an accident. They ask what happened and you have to tell them your car got fucking hagfished

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Wait, I see what you did there...

That's not Colorado, YOU JUST MOVED WYOMING!

US state borders but they are based off rivers and mountains

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But not by your hand, bitch.

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My emotional support 1,000 TF2 and GTAV clips I've never edited or uploaded.

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The whole Art Community right now…

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they should invent a type of sleeping where you wake up and feel rested

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Me, a millennial who has never eaten a single avocado toast

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What an autistic person says: "How long is it going to take?"

What they mean: "I want to know whether to activate my short term waiting mode where I just wait and do nothing else, or activate my long term waiting mode where I occupy my mind with something else. I fully understand that both are possibilities, and I have no problem whatsoever with either one, but I want more information so I can best adapt to the situation."

What neurotypical people hear: "I am impatient and demand that everything I want happen right now. Please scold me and publicly humiliate me for it."

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This one got me tearing up.