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clearing the air, i breathed in the smoke

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I fear we’ve cooked with this one… 😩🪩🪩🪑

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when god closes a door you reach your little paws under it and go mrrwwaaaooow mmreeaaow

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in honor of the 2-year anniversary of opening night of the eras tour, put your top 3 sets in the tags

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My bf said that men like Gale look like the kind of guy that would read poetry in your ear then fuck you slowly for 45 minutes and I could not agree more.

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Asking around to some of my favorite Galemancers - hottest things Gale says to you in bed go

Oof. Calling me one of his favourite Galemancers might do it...

Ahem. Sorry, anon... :3 Okay so listen I might be in the minority here but tbh in bed is the one place I don't want him talking.

I want him speechless.

I want him VOCAL though, absolutely. Whimpering. Moaning. Groaning. A little light pleading.

I want him making that unconscious sound you make when you bite into something so fucking delicious your brain sort of short-circuits, y'know? Absolutely unintelligent, unintelligible garbage.

Also, I know it's been discussed here before how Gale doesn't really curse and would likely find it crass and beneath him intellectually to do so, which I tend to agree with, which is why in my headcanon the only time he does it when he climaxes.

Just an absolutely exasperated, scrambled, strangled "fuck!" that he desperately cannot contain.

Every. Single. Time.

That's the hottest thing he could say for me.

Thanks for asking. :)

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I genuinely don't think Gale would be a swiftie. Mainly because of the playlist that was made for him by Tim downie

i had no idea tim had made a playlist for gale! i’ll have a listen later today!

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There is other break up music besides Taylor Swift

oh 1000%! i definitely think there are other artists that resonate with him (hozier comes to mind immediately), but i just think her lyricism would be appealing to him!

especially in albums like folklore, evermore, and ttpd where she started becoming more metaphoric in her songs and more verbose

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In my recent game I came across some dialogue from Gale I've not seen before, despite this being my 500000000th romance with this man. So we meet Lorroakan for the first time and convince him that Aylin is dead. Speaking to Gale, I think, ok, he's going to be like "hey what a shit wizard" or "what an arrogant little twat" because we've already seen his rubbish projections and it's Lorroakan, come on. Then Gale says this:

Yes, he falls short of - wait. What? Gale is roasting Lorroakan not for his magical skills. He is incensed by his inability to use multiple sources to verify information.

This absolute nerd is more pissed about having too few citations than the fact that Lorroakan is an amoral little jerk that wants to torturously leech off of an aasimar's soul for his own immortality.

I -

Gale, please never change. I love you, you ridiculous dork.

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hehehe a playlist and analysis is in the works friends

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okay y’all all i need is one person to say yes and i’ll drop a gale swiftie playlist with reasons why i chose each song

okay someone tried to tell me that gale wouldn’t be a swiftie?? like WHAT? no he absolutely would be

you’re telling me ‘this is me trying’ isn’t about gale after his falling out with mystra?

that ‘castles crumbling’ doesn’t fit him perfectly?

wait you’re saying ‘illicit affairs’ and ‘hoax’ and ‘death by a thousand cuts’ wouldn’t all be on his sad girl playlist?

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hello to all my adoring fans (the *checks notes* 18 notes on my gale swiftie post) i love you all and have a great night

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Nothing wrong with anyone's modern AU fics where there's no magic but y'all gotta remember something about Gale. This man's whole characteristic is that he is a big magic expert. He will tell you straight up you're not versed in magic because he's that sure of himself as a magic expert. You can all make him as sophisticated and bookworm and sexy and professor like as possible and give him something else he's an expert on all you want but you're missing an opportunity.

Make that man a closeted magic the gathering and d&d nerd who insists that wizards are the superior class. Make him get heated during a game. Make him so competitive and closeted about his passion for d&d and magic the gathering that he profusely struggles internally trying to keep his graceful composure professor persona in front of students arguing over the best spells and classes in D&D.

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The old ways, then.

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okay someone tried to tell me that gale wouldn’t be a swiftie?? like WHAT? no he absolutely would be

you’re telling me ‘this is me trying’ isn’t about gale after his falling out with mystra?

that ‘castles crumbling’ doesn’t fit him perfectly?

wait you’re saying ‘illicit affairs’ and ‘hoax’ and ‘death by a thousand cuts’ wouldn’t all be on his sad girl playlist?

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Just lying awake thinking about everyone in camp believing Gale must be abysmal in bed because they can never hear any sex sounds coming from his tent, meanwhile he's absolutely blowing Tav's mind and spiritual back out in the astral plane.

Will I ever be normal again?

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okay why have i become a galemancer suddenly? like i’m only reading gale fic now, rip (again) astarion