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Even more “free” stuff we love:

1. officemate’s birthday cake 2. government frontline services 3. Self-serve soft drinks 4. Free Comic Book Day 5. “eto, utang ko sa ‘yo noong grade 3 pa tayo” 6. Historical Atlas of the Republic

Download that last thing here: http://malacanang.gov.ph/76982-historical-atlas-ph/

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Some more free stuff we love:

1. hugs 2. Mano Po money 3. Coco Crunch prize inside 4. When you find a “siamese twins” potchi* 5. “keep the change” 6. Official Calendar of the Republic

Download that last thing here: http://malacanang.gov.ph/77043-official-calendar-ph/

*though sometimes you get an empty wrapper... noooooooo!

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We love free stuff:

1. Jollibee catsup 2. bottemless iced tea 3. Unli-rice 4. hotel soap 5. “house water na lang po” 6. Philippine Electoral Almanac

Download that last thing here: http://malacanang.gov.ph/76776-electoral-almanac-ph/

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Early designs of a bronze statue of President Manuel Roxas was rejected by the man himself, claiming it had to be “at least three times bigger than this.” Though the mockup was life-size, the confusion in size most likely came from his myopia, which he claimed: “made everything look like it was for ants.”

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“Damn it, I said HUK KILLER.”

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Sometimes, the village kids thought that Marco took the games of baril-barilan just a bit too far…

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"Is that an Modified AR-15, semi-automatic, with the tactical sight guide and rotating lock bolt!?”

Ma. Christine Lourdes, a devout servant of the Lord Jesus Christ Our Savior—a nun of fifteen years, chose the worst possible time to reveal her secret hobby.

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“Maria Clara made out with a hotdog…?”

“THAT WAS ONE TIME.”

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Manuel L. Quezon always made room for the holy spirit.

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“Okay Mr. Ramos sir, guess which hand it’s in now!”

“For the last time private, I can see it sticking out your back.”

Guess Which Hand The Gun Is In wasn’t the most popular game during times of armed conflict.

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The Wanderland Festival 1995 was quite the event, after all, Pope John Paul II was the headlining act. 

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When President Magsaysay was told that he and his friends were going to be taken around on a real live Ferrari, this wasn’t quite what he had in mind.

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Absolutely 100% true historical fact of the day: First Lady Victoria Quirino was the inspiration for Minnie Mouse.  

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We are all Manuel A. Roxas

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The most pivotal question asked after the EDSA Revolution was not about the future of the nation but rather “WHO WANTS TO TRY AND DRIVE THIS TANK?” 

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In light of the first Presidential Debates in nearly 25 years, Juan Ponce Enrile has some sage advice.

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Still mourning the death of his precious plant, Manuel Roxas resolves to keep trying until he brings to life an entire orchard. His constituents aren’t amused, however, that he seems to be neglecting the country but Roxas always cared about the little things.