malachianderson

[malachianderson]

I'm not saying you picked your favorite. I'm saying she did.

Looks like someone picked their favorite, hm? [Chi pointed out with a soft smile.]

[malachianderson]

Looks like someone picked their favorite, hm? [Chi pointed out with a soft smile.]

Of course really. You're doing amazing, Kenny. Truly.

[malachianderson]

Well, it's up to you. I'm having some fun either way.

[Chi didn't even blink.] ...Vince, do you really think I'd let something as simple as a shower hold me back from fun under the covers?

[malachianderson]

...Does that mean I can expect you to talk to the Beau?

You do seem to be, don't you?

Thank you for your efforts.

[malachianderson]

[Chi didn't even blink.] ...Vince, do you really think I'd let something as simple as a shower hold me back from fun under the covers?

We could do that. Or... we could... pick up where we left off a couple hours ago, [Chi purred.]

[malachianderson]

Of course really. You're doing amazing, Kenny. Truly.

One little hiccup does not negate how good you've been doing, Kenny, [Chi stressed.] You're still doing absolutely amazing.

[malachianderson]

We could do that. Or... we could... pick up where we left off a couple hours ago, [Chi purred.]

Well. If you're really having that much trouble falling asleep, I may have a solution I could offer.

[malachianderson]

You do seem to be, don't you?

Thank you for your efforts.

I know. I'm mostly being facetious.

But the reality is... no one knows what's holding him back as well as you do.

We all know how hard it is to try to convince people to start working on themselves--especially, statistically, men.

So if any of us want to see any upward momentum anytime soon, someone's going to have to bite the bullet here, Sam.

[malachianderson]

I know. I'm mostly being facetious.

But the reality is... no one knows what's holding him back as well as you do.

We all know how hard it is to try to convince people to start working on themselves--especially, statistically, men.

So if any of us want to see any upward momentum anytime soon, someone's going to have to bite the bullet here, Sam.

Sam, why would they do that? Have you met anyone around here?

[malachianderson]

One little hiccup does not negate how good you've been doing, Kenny, [Chi stressed.] You're still doing absolutely amazing.

Well, from now on, if you forget, I'll be able to remember for you.

[malachianderson]

Well. If you're really having that much trouble falling asleep, I may have a solution I could offer.

I know you are. And that's what makes it so lovely, [Chi mused as he followed him.]

[malachianderson]

Sam, why would they do that? Have you met anyone around here?

You're right. I wasn't. But apparently you were.

So you need to talk to him and make it clear that it's time to accept that whatever happened to him before Julie is never going to happen again and that it's time to turn her into an honest woman. She's waiting.

[malachianderson]

I know you are. And that's what makes it so lovely, [Chi mused as he followed him.]

[Chi grinned.] Good, Kenny, [he said as he broke character, unable to help himself.]

[malachianderson]

You're right. I wasn't. But apparently you were.

So you need to talk to him and make it clear that it's time to accept that whatever happened to him before Julie is never going to happen again and that it's time to turn her into an honest woman. She's waiting.

"Sharing your friend's traumas"? Sam. I was the one who texted you to come get brownedout James Dean out of the union fountain, [Chi reminded.]

If you think that I think that wasn't over a terribly messy break up, I'm offended that you think so lowly of my intelligence.

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[Chi grinned.] Good, Kenny, [he said as he broke character, unable to help himself.]

He has remarkable taste. And he seems to realize what a catch he was very lucky to bag.

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"Sharing your friend's traumas"? Sam. I was the one who texted you to come get brownedout James Dean out of the union fountain, [Chi reminded.]

If you think that I think that wasn't over a terribly messy break up, I'm offended that you think so lowly of my intelligence.

Then what could it possibly be? I mean, God, aren't they the only ones in this little 'family' of ours that's shacking up but aren't married yet? And they have the most kids out of everyone!

[malachianderson]

He has remarkable taste. And he seems to realize what a catch he was very lucky to bag.

[Chi grinned and outstretched his hand, happy for literally any opportunity to show off his ring--even in jest.] Aren't they just to die for? Perfectly selected, fitted, and engraved. And let's not even talk about the fact they cost a full year's room and board.

I'm the most spoiled Barbie in the world. Spoiled and taken. Very taken.