malapertmarquess
malapertmarquess
Dispute not with her, she is lunatic
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Marquess of Dorset, aka Jojo // out of my 20s // totally ace thespian and literature nerd // mostly Shakespeare, dumb jokes, and cats // she/her or they/them // #actuallyadhd // read my writing and/or buy me a ko-fi: https://ko-fi.com/jojowrites
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'Interior Scene with a Cat seated beside a Window' by Frank Moss Bennett , 1923
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Reverse Mulan about a young man who disguises himself as a noblewoman and has to learn how to do passive-agressive politicking at dinner parties.
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the human mind is prone to catastrophizing when left unoccupied. And that’s why it’s important to always have a little Blorbo to rotate in your head. It acts as a protective charm of sorts to redirect your imagination away from harmful spirals
thoughts without Blorbo: oh my god I was so cringe in seventh grade why did I do that
thoughts with Blorbo: I haven’t considered the interactions with bleebus; I must rectify this immediately
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met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name
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“the heart wants what it wants”? okay well the heart is fucking stupid can we let someone else have a turn? maybe the spleen wants to have a go?
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When it was discovered that Zalim (ironically meaning, cruel) was in the company of two very young cubs, those at Ranthambore feared the worst: that, as an adult male, he would kill them. Instead, he surprised naturalists with his “motherly” behavior when he took in his twin daughters following the death of their mother.
At this time, science stated that tigers were only as social as mothers and cubs could go and that tiger fathers rarely interacted with their offspring. Zalim changed that when he was witnessed, month after month, caring for his daughters and teaching them how to hunt. Their relationship eventually ceased when the two girls were shifted to Sariska Tiger Reserve and Zalim went on to father another litter with the then-dominant tigress Sundari, the so-called Lady of the Lakes. When she too mysteriously disappeared, Zalim unsurprisingly took care of their cubs as well.
Ranthambore National Park, India Photograph taken via camera trap
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malapertmarquess · 2 hours ago
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I ❤️ MY PUBLIC LIBRARY
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Knight who seeks to get injured in combat so she can be tenderly held by her Lady but she keeps absolutely killing it out there and she's too honorable to throw a fight
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malapertmarquess · 22 hours ago
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Being demisexual and bi is funny to me. Anyone can hit it but you must suffer The Gauntlet first
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malapertmarquess · 24 hours ago
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malapertmarquess · 1 day ago
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Artist is called Shou Xin. I find her cat sketches amazing.
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Photographer Debbie Parker captured this lightning strike in West Virginia. - Author: sco-go
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A sleepy, good morning from sunny Zelenogorsk! 🤗
Recently, Zelenogorsk moved from the exhibit to an off-exhibit enclosure for the summer — and settled next to the Elder Karaganda. Now the two catriarchs are neighbors 😌
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Jaguars swimming
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WE’RE WE HERE FUCK WE’RE SHIT QUEER UP
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happy pride month to Bertie “if a woman comes near me I will start swinging a blackjack to get away” Wooster
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