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having a resting bitchface is so funny because i'll be doing something relaxing, and really enjoying myself and my face will look like this

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Mother and child training longsword in Chile, at the Centro Esgrima Histórica

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and then it hit kaladin. becoming a dragon was the dog’s tien

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🤗 i dont like this emoji. this is not a hug to me. this is someone doing condescending jazz hands in my general direction when i am in need of affection. not comforting.

🫂 i love this emoji. this is a hug. we are hugging and its nice. and as a special bonus they appear to be my old friends from the msn messenger logo? very comforting.

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"everybody hates me" factoid actually just a statistical error. The average person doesn't hate you, especially not your friends. You, a person who sits in your room experiencing self loathing every day, are an outlier adn should not have been counted.

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Guys I'm emotional

My grandad passed away almost 11 years ago and today I found his Bible

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if you see a Jabberwocky in an American National Park i cannot stress this enough you HAVE to report them to the nearest Park ranger. I know, I know, they fill human hearts with terror and whimsy in equal measure, but they are an aggressively invasive species in the Americas. Jackalopes are at risk of becoming extinct because during shedding season they have no natural defences against jaws that bite and claws that catch.

You don't have to worry about them killing it, they're actually endangered in England due to Victorian Era overhunting, so the British government's provided the National Park service with Vorpal Tranquilizer Darts so they can safely transport them to their native British Countryside where they can feast on borogroves and jubjub birds to their hearts' content.

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'somebody loves you,' charles m. schulz, 1986.

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young man. what is that you have found.

I said young man. you picked it up off the ground.

I said young man. you should put that thing down.

I don't think! that! you! should! eat that!

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“my Iove” is so cute like yes say it again

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shoutout to the guys who never saw anything interesting happen in their life & then died

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Sweet Ride!

Media: Pencil, pastel, digital, on tinted paper

Available on Threadless: Sweet Ride prints and more

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Comforted every day by the knowledge that the Lord loves useless little freaks

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