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Gale should be able to become a God

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I must buy the party new armor now that I'm in act 3 and I can't find every item in the list locations (or better said: I know where they are but idk those places locations on the map)

Also I'm pretty sure Orin wants to fuck and stab my tav and I'm not sure it's in that order.

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My poor tiefling bard girl who was a spoiled daddy's girl in the city before all this just finished act 2 and holy shit i was not ready for evil power rangers

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I think it's very sexy of Uldred to torture and kill templars in the Harrowing Chamber. Given it's the place where mages get slaughtered because they don't fit the Circle's expectations ; it's a very, very sexy form of rebellion

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YESSSSSSSS

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I love that dragon age 2 is just apostates. Like the other games you have an option between the apostates and the more consertive mage party members but da2 truly said fuck that welcome to your inner circle of little radicals. You wanna support the Templars while having a mage in your party? You hypocritical bitch fuck u

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Joining late to the Baldur's Gate train but I'm so going to romance Gale

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Mage Hawke and Carver: The Musical

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Gay people will wear anything for Barbie

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king cailan dragonageorigins is the funniest character in all of fiction based exclusively on how obviously about to die he is the moment you meet him

my guy shows up and says "i was hoping id get to 1v1 an archdemon today but honestly these darkspawn are kinda cringe. im gonna ignore wise warnings about taking this all 1% more seriously and go speak to my good old trusty right hand man who looks like somebody made a sim of the concept of betrayal as a guy"

and if you say hes a dumbass everybodys like thats your king!!! you cant say that!!!!!!!

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I just. Fucking love. Dragon Age 2. It sucks so bad and it has me by the dick and by the heart. Picked this game with my pussy. It's about Direct Action and Murder and Game Night With the Lads (gender neutral) and looking hot and gross on a Tuesday night. It's about being an unhinged fruit. You get to blow up a fascist-sympathizer bishop.

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Anders tarot cards: Act 1, Romance, Act 3

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my problematic trait is that i like elves

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PLEASE LISTEN TO WHAT SANDAL SOUNDS LIKE IN FRENCH OH MY GOD

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Florianne De Chalons is a butch lesbian pass it on

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Has anybody noticed how many similarities the elder scrolls and dragon age AND the witcher have in lore?

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Wild af that the Inquisitor can park qunari ships in the wounded coast and no marcher city objects. Don't own a good chunk of those waters?

Then again, Bioware needed to make Ferelden stupid and incapable to solve things for the player to spread influence despite being ten years after the blight and in peace times (inside Ferelden at least) when the banns were able to hold to their land between Loghain and the Blight during the civil war. Are you really telling me nobody minds bandits are roaming the crossroads and I parked the tent?

All the objections Teagan makes in Trespasser should have started the second the Inquisitor started moving around