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More brain worms out in the open! I cannot get enough of this au🥺

I imagined Ultra Magnus as some kind of kitty enforcer, always dragging other cat- namely, the orange one- away from trouble. Especially when Megatron was still new in the shelter.

But then warm weather hits and it's shedding season, time for little pickle kitten Minimus to put his entire teeny tiny itty bitty body into it to drag the trouble makers away from bothering other cats... Too bad that orange cat barely felt a thing... But hey, at least he's willing to (pretend to) cooperate.

And Megatron is no longer super on guard with other cats! Tho his confusion is not alleviated at all...

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can’t believe we were gonna have a continuity where optimus chases megatron instead of the other way around that was crazy

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I love this clip so much because I promise you Optimus didn’t hear a single thing from jetfire

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still warm

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Sometimes I see extremely angry, defensive reactions to writers/artists/etc. in fandom saying, "Hey, if you like the things we make, why not let us know with a reblog or short comment?" and all I can think is, "Wow, thanks for perfectly illustrating that scene from Good Omens."

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me as a writer

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“To have and to hold, in sickness, and in health”

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F E M A L E

StolenFromReddit Saturday (hey, work with me here, I’m running out of titles)

And “Mind how you go” is too easy

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Having a normal one

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Saw this ref and thought of Megastar with Starscream using his thrusters to pin Lord Megatron's hands to the ground.

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Extend ear.

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📂 Reuploading some old stories from 2014 Featuring Overlord & Trepan

This is the “The Lesson” series part 4 —

Lesson 6.1: Point of view

Lesson 7: Dependence

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▶️ : Lesson 0 to Lesson 2: The Deal

▶️ : Lesson 3: Home / Lesson 4: The Curriculum

▶️ : Lesson 5: The Skyscraper/ Lesson 6: Relations

📚: My DA Gallery

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Nothing like your friend reblogging your post to remind you that you need to update it A

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“I’m really gonna smoke this entire thing, huh”

“Why are you holding the cigarette like that bro, it ain’t going anywhere”

“I don't know, I was alone with my thoughts and I started to get angry”

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They never existed, Rodimus Prime. They're a shock sideshow concept set in Medieval periods only after the fact. Don't talk about them like they're real, Rodimus Prime. Don't forget to mention they aren't real or else you're perpetuating historical misinformation by not challenging the public consciousness, Rodimus Prime.

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a funny thing about having a Problematic Blorbo is that you'll periodically come across a post along the lines of "um let's not forget that [Blorbo] is a bad person..." listing their various crimes, and if you have a modicum of intellectual honesty you find yourself nodding along and saying yeah it's true... but it's the greyness of their character that makes them so compelling... At the same time though you have a little Saul Goodman in your ear going "your honor in their defense: who cares like omfgggg who caresssssss like come onnnnnn"

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Look! A flock of jetlings is crossing your screen! I wonder where they are going?