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GAY JUMPSCAE???

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dennis's face when mac talk about how much nut he produces what a slut

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geniunely i would rather die than have to climb the corporate ladder

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i can't believe that best case scenario right now had become that the world bows down to usa again and just accepts another useless and terrorist attack from that fucking country.

because if iran and it's allies retaliate it will start a global war.

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I feel like people are not freaked out enough about the news thag usa bombed Iran. Iran will retaliate and so will it's allies. this is so fucked for all of us on a level that we can't possibly imagine

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Oh, there is no escape from a third world war.

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So... with the Federal government gutted and run by incompetent toadies, and the administration focused on rounding up undocumented workers in Democratic cities, we are at a point where the USA is most vulnerable to an Iranian-sponsored terrorist attack. And I think Trump & co are counting on this as an excuse for further expand their authoritarianism

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i genuinely cannot believe usa has struck iran i was so sure even trump wouldn't be stupid enough to start a global fucking war.

like there's no way russia or china won't get involved now, considering how close they are allied to iran.

fucking isr*el and usa are gonna be the death of us as a human society.

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so the usa has started yet another war. what the fuck god i am so tired of this garbage country

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when lil kev called the rest of the gang dee’s gay ass crew he was kinda real for that

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my vibrator broke im gonna kill myself

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Why else would Mac and Dennis become emts if not for Mac to literally kiss Dennis during cpr. And GENUINELY it is totally plausible that this could happen too because we already got charlie and Dennis kissing in season 14. Call me crazy but I BELIEVE FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SOUL that they are kissing in season 17.

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the betrayal when you think a tumblr user is a certified weirdgirl tm gn, and it turns out it's just a cis straight dude

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which 3 US presidents do you think would be the best omegas and which 3 bisexual pop stars would be their best matched alphas

1) John Adams

John Adams was a tireless advocate for the revolution (i.e. topping from the bottom) and he once described himself as "obnoxious, suspected, and unpopular" - "he was known for his bluntness, impatience, and tendency to be easily frustrated with those who disagreed with him." As a brat in Congress, his personality was repulsive, but everyone listened to him and they all still wanted him. They wanted him so bad they made him president. Kind of makes you think.

His match:

Adams needs someone with a strong personality to challenge his - someone who's not afraid to repel the mainstream in order to realize their vision. Gaga has it, and he needs it. "Bad Romance" in many way encompasses Adams' struggles through the 1776 Continental Congress. They could teach each other much.

2) Theodore Roosevelt

A man dedicated to the preservation of natural parks and ecological wonders - and for what? To run through the trees under the full moon as his pheromones wafted through the air? We know.

His match:

Grimes once described herself as becoming "way less gay" after she became pregnant, which is 1) weird, and 2) the reason I'm sticking her with Teddy. I don't think that he could fix her completely, but she seems the type to maintain no moral compass of her own, simply adopting the political ideology of whomever she's with, so maybe there's hope. Maybe Grimes could introduce Teddy to shrooms, and Teddy could take her out on trips in the forest. And then we can find out if Grimes getting a man pregnant makes her more or less gay.

3) Richard Nixon

Best known for his one legendary debate with the handsome JFK, wherein he became a stuttering, sweating mess, unable to focus or say what he meant. Interesting!

His match:

Bisexual icon Taylor Swift is also struggling to appease both sides of the political aisle. They could share their woes and their love of good ol' fashioned Americana, and then Taylor could tie him to the wall and make him bark like a dog. The pregnancy would be difficult on both of them with Taylor's extremely busy schedule, and Nixon would regrettably terminate it in the second trimester, causing a rift in the relationship that would never be mended. The resulting laments that Taylor composed about Nixon's abortion would of course be dissected and attributed to a secret relationship with a woman - Nixon's wife.

I welcome critical analysis.