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I’m trying to just go about my life normally but that’s a little difficult when all you wanna do is curl up in a ball and cry. Anyway I’m excited for my classes so that’s nice

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i want to learn everything that is unknown to me type post

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Is it praxis or problematic of me to assume people from oklahoma and the dakotas are native… dead serious question if the person tells me the area of whatever other state they’re from and I know it’s at or near tribal lands I’ll wssume so too. I think assuming every American you come across is white is a bad thing actually

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Email: hi everyone, welcome to linguistic anthro-

Me, immediately

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I just had a weird realization. Someone said their grandpa was a teacher. I was like, your grandparents finished high school? Then thought about their professions. Retired marine corps worked at Walmart, finished high school. Ok. Unemployed for forever, I think she was on disability now she’s definitely on disability and is currently incarcerated. Middle school? Maybe? Ok. Construction then died young. No high school. Ok. SAHM then like worked a million jobs then died young. Ok.

PEOPLES GRANDPARENTS HAVE GONE TO COLLEGE?????? PEOPLES GRANDPARENTS ARE ALIVE AND NOT WARDS? Is this privilege…? Like in reverse for me. I just. I see the realities of my own lineage and I’m like THAT IS. Yeah. Like. That’s how privilege fucking works oh my god. That’s why when people say things anything about having money or something racist (they just don’t know it yet) it’s like wow you obviously have no fucking clue how the world works. What the fuck. Why do we even let insanely privileged people speak on ANYTHING? What the actual god damn shit?

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you are someone's hated mutual in law

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i gotta be honest that weird little emo creature who made you a cookie but then eated it only had itself to blame

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trump admin is encouraging federal workers to proselytize their religion in the workplace.

we need him more than ever before

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Man I try to be happy for other lgbt people that do their thing and are happy with their lives but. Seriously the whole. Getting married and then getting pregnant thing…? 10 years ago you were a riot grrl lesbian get your act together

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This went from a silly story about me being very obviously autistic at a young age to me being very obviously autistic at an adult age.

Wait. I just remembered how I “learned” Santa wasn’t real. I never really thought Santa was real, it just didn’t make sense to me. But I went along with it to make my parents happy. Anyway cue me being like 7 years old and I look up on the windows Xp-running mammoth of a computer st Nicholas. Because I’ve always been a pedantic shithead. And that’s how I learned that st Nicholas was a real person (his name’s been anglicized) from either Norway or Denmark I can’t remember rn but yeah I learned that and was like ohhhh okay. And I figured every adult knew that and that they carry on the tradition because it’s a Christian holiday and most Americans are Christian (@ my 7 year old self: wait till you learn about Muslims, Jewish, Hindu, pagan, etc people who grew up here or have been here a long time) but I only realized just now how many adults did not fucking know that. That most adults just celebrate Christmas because that’s… just what you do in December 25th. Even in countries that don’t have a Christian majority. Like.

But this also speaks to a larger pattern of me thinking with my brain. Like when I realized (at about 8 years old idk) that the order we arrange the seasons in (as in which goes first and which goes last) is completely arbitrary so various cultures having different days (according to the Gregorian calendar) that they celebrate new years also makes… complete sense. So imagine the bubble of mine that was bursted when I realized in a technology based world that’s been increasingly globalized, nearly every country on earth has made it policy to use the Gregorian calendar. And that their culture’s calendar is saved for religious and sometimes a secondary calendar in legal writings n such. Or like, numbers? Other languages’ number systems aren’t used nearly as much anymore???? I guess depending on the language and region but YOU KNOW LIKE AAAAGAGAGDGFHHEHFHG I hate American hegemony.

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Wait. I just remembered how I “learned” Santa wasn’t real. I never really thought Santa was real, it just didn’t make sense to me. But I went along with it to make my parents happy. Anyway cue me being like 7 years old and I look up on the windows Xp-running mammoth of a computer st Nicholas. Because I’ve always been a pedantic shithead. And that’s how I learned that st Nicholas was a real person (his name’s been anglicized) from either Norway or Denmark I can’t remember rn but yeah I learned that and was like ohhhh okay. And I figured every adult knew that and that they carry on the tradition because it’s a Christian holiday and most Americans are Christian (@ my 7 year old self: wait till you learn about Muslims, Jewish, Hindu, pagan, etc people who grew up here or have been here a long time) but I only realized just now how many adults did not fucking know that. That most adults just celebrate Christmas because that’s… just what you do in December 25th. Even in countries that don’t have a Christian majority. Like.

But this also speaks to a larger pattern of me thinking with my brain. Like when I realized (at about 8 years old idk) that the order we arrange the seasons in (as in which goes first and which goes last) is completely arbitrary so various cultures having different days (according to the Gregorian calendar) that they celebrate new years also makes… complete sense. So imagine the bubble of mine that was bursted when I realized in a technology based world that’s been increasingly globalized, nearly every country on earth has made it policy to use the Gregorian calendar. And that their culture’s calendar is saved for religious and sometimes a secondary calendar in legal writings n such. Or like, numbers? Other languages’ number systems aren’t used nearly as much anymore???? I guess depending on the language and region but YOU KNOW LIKE AAAAGAGAGDGFHHEHFHG I hate American hegemony.

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Something bad happened here.

I AM SO SERIOUS WHEN I SAY THAT I WILL UNFOLLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOU IF I SEE YOU REBLOGGING THAT PHOTO-SET OF THE COCKATOO COVERED IN CHOCOLATE

That is not funny

That is not cute

It is animal abuse

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO EAT CHOCOLATE

BIRDS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO BE COATED IN CHOCOLATE

Why the fuck do you think birds who get coated in oil die? It’s for the same goddamn reason.

You idiots can have all the chuckles you want over the fact that that poor animal is “living the dream” but I hope you also know that it probably died from that.

And if you still find it funny then I genuinely do not want to associate you and can only wish upon you the most painful and awful death imaginable. 

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normalise saying ''what the fuck is wrong with you'' to mean people

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It is your sworn duty, when you're in your 30's, to do something every day that would have gotten you viciously bullied in high school.

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But also no hate to my soon-to-be-maybe-idk-ex partner. If you know who they are don’t send them anything but I’m only mutuals with adults who know how to behave themselves so I don’t expect any of yall to do anything.

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It’s truly diabolical of my GI system to start acting up as SOON as I start getting anxious and wanting to cry over life stuff. Like great, thanks, I’m crying over [personal issue] and now I have to take what is likely going to be an awful shit. Thanks.