27. He/Him Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee.
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disney plus needs to stop asking me if i want to skip the doctor who intro. the answer is no. it has been and always will be no. you can take the ooo weeeoooo from my cold dead hands
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i am as white as a white american can get and the thought of using the white color emojis sickens me to the bone. bitch if you dont make me simpsons yellow
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yeah, autocorrect, you’re so right. i don’t remember that detail very “we’ll.” thanks for putting that apostrophe there without my input, it’d be real embarrassing for all of us if you hadn’t.
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fuck it im posting it anyway Digital love silly shark sunday🤭💓💞
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Jadzia, The trill with seven life times of knowledge, not understanding how she's losing at chess
Ben, who's been eating the pieces while she's not looking:
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